National eat your dads toes and your besties too !! Once you’re done that go around your neighbourhood yelling “KILL THE TURTLES” (as a joke ofc but still do it) and see the reaction on vsco girls/boys faces when they drop they hydroflask on the ground and yelling at you in vsco code !!
“I’ve been getting yelled at a lot today for saying stuff ‘bout turtles, do yk what going on?”
yeah- it’s January 9.
yeah- it’s January 9.
by i ate ur mums leg an’ ur toes December 12, 2020
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Guy: “because it is January 9th”
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Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them
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Named Joel
Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them
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