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January 9

National eat your dads toes and your besties too !! Once you’re done that go around your neighbourhood yelling “KILL THE TURTLES” (as a joke ofc but still do it) and see the reaction on vsco girls/boys faces when they drop they hydroflask on the ground and yelling at you in vsco code !!
“I’ve been getting yelled at a lot today for saying stuff ‘bout turtles, do yk what going on?”
yeah- it’s January 9.
by i ate ur mums leg an’ ur toes December 12, 2020
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January 9

National give the you hang out with your sweatshirt. and while you are at it, kiss them 💗
Girl: “wanna hangout on January 9th
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”

Guy: “because it is January 9th
by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020
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January 9

National send foot pic day
The day you send someone foot pics for no reason
Steve: Hey John it's January 9th
John: So
Steve: Its the day you send someone random foot pics
by Bluefox15 January 7, 2022
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January 9

The national celebration when we all become call if you are born on january 9 and people born in january 5 are bullied because there ugly and dumb
The national celebration when we all become call if you are born on january 9 and people born in january 5 are bullied because there ugly and dumb
by UNKOWN GINGY MAN December 15, 2019
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January 9

It’s national Attack On Titan (AOT) day! In honor of Season 4, part 2.
January 9
You: GUESS WHAT BFF-
Bff: wha-?
You: ITS ATTACK ON TITAN DAY
by him..<3 January 8, 2022
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January 9

The day the coolest person on earth was born, Jesse. He is just so sexy it's insane. All the girls want him, and all the guys want to BE him. He's much cooler than Patrick.
"You were born on January 9? Is your name Jesse?"
by SexiestGuy March 23, 2022
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January 9

If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :

Being offended by everything

Named Joel

Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them
God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys
by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 2, 2023
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