January 9

National give the you hang out with your sweatshirt. and while you are at it, kiss them 💗

Girl: “wanna hangout on January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”

Guy: “because it is January 9th”

by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020

january 9

January 9 is the best day ever you will never go wrong with this day it’s the most important day ever it’s just such an amazing day that you can’t even explain how great it is.

January 9 is my birthday!

by Justtellingthetruth!! April 13, 2019

january 9

national peaches bath day!!

“whats tomorrow?”
“january 9th, why”
“OH MY GOD PEACHES IS GOING TO SHOWER”

by emmie wemmie <33 January 25, 2022

january 9 2006

on this day the most beautiful girl in the world was born!

i love you baby!!!

on january 9 2006 an amazing and beautiful person was born

by brahayo March 22, 2022

9 january

9th january is the ugliest birthday, i am so sorry if this is your birthday😔

9 january is such a sad day

by Aaaali February 14, 2021

January 9

If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :

Being offended by everything

Named Joel

Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them

God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 02, 2023

January 9

The day the coolest person on earth was born, Jesse. He is just so sexy it's insane. All the girls want him, and all the guys want to BE him. He's much cooler than Patrick.

"You were born on January 9? Is your name Jesse?"

by SexiestGuy March 23, 2022