January 1st

Fuck Your gf/bf as hard and fast as you want
“its january 1st im gonna fuck you so god damn hard today 😉” x
by MitsubishiV8 January 01, 2022
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January 1st

Looking tore up or similar to the appearance of a post New Year's Eve hangover.
by 18andCounting February 08, 2009
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January 1st, 2021

A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.
It is one month until January 1st, 2021, I can't wait!
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020
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January 1st 2022

The day the TikTok servers will be burned down, ending the era of cringe
12 year olds start protesting for the shut down of tiktok after January 1st 2022
by TheBanananana November 07, 2021
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January 1st, 2020

Yes, I know, it is New Years, but also Push Someone that has a name starting with a F Into a Freezing Pool. :)
You: Let’s go outside and see fireworks.
Friend with an F: Okay, to the pool
You: Pushes in pool
Friend: ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU CLOD OMG IN SO MAD ERR ITS FREEZING

You: It’s January 1st, 2020... so why not..

Friend:.. What does that have to do?
You: It’s Push your friend that’s name starts with an F into a freezing pool..
Friend: im changing my name
by stevenuniverse621 November 15, 2019
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January 1st 2022

Ninja will floss again, at exactly 12 AM January 1st 2022, Mark my words, and when he will, you don't wanna know what happens...
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear about January 1st 2022?
Guy 2 : "We don't talk about January 1st 2022"
Guy 1: "Yeah..."
by I am a shark December 17, 2021
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january 1st

"hey, it's january 1st. pick an anime character to simp for."
by killuaswife December 22, 2020
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