Jackin' the Beanstalk

slang term for male masturbation

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

by Cheezee_mann16 November 10, 2017

Jakin

The best person you can possibly be friends with

Jakin is such a good friend

by THiccjer January 28, 2021

Jannin

She is probably a type of person you can count on whenever you need her. Also, she trust easily, but once you break her trust you'll see her bad side. She is not perfect, but she can manage her flaws. If she knows you better she is clingy and the sweetest bestfriend! She is the most kindest friend and a genuine one.

Jannin is one in a million who exist that is rare to be found.

by m jda June 8, 2021

slackin' and jackin'

Generally goofing off when work needs to be completed also implying that one jerks it during working hours.

tha boss: where are all the junior workers at?

shift manager: I'm not certain but I'll bet they're slackin' and jackin' in the janitor's closet or bathroom.

by cats pajamaz July 8, 2010

myspace jackin

MySpace jackin happens when a dude finds a really hot picture of a girl and, you guessed it, pleasures him self to it

Last night, Jeff decided not to go out, but spent an hour MySpace jackin to some pictures of an underage girl that he didn't even know

by Turbo_86 August 19, 2006

jackin' the beanstalk

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.

Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

jackin the opps

Used when someone is "Messing" with oppositions; enemies.

If you "jackin the opps" you gonna get boomed.

by grahgrahboom October 22, 2022