jamster

Yep, they got the evil fucker Jamster in the UK as well. I wanna see that frog be brutally tortured. They need to be stopped at all costs...Whos with me?
Pull out troops in Iraq and set them to assault Jamster HQ.
by L_Z February 14, 2005
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Originally their main attraction and icon for the site is a frog and it's sound sound effects. However this sound effect was intended to be a sound effect for a flash file known as "insanity test".
Jamster has taken this sound and has dubbed it crazy frog sound which you can now purchase for your cell phone. With little or no changes in the voice, segments were made of a girls frog voice and other parts of the entire ring tone and sold off as their own.
While just about everything else on their site was just a graphic stolen from elsewhere, they remain keeping the frog as their spokes person for the company.

This is just the wrong way for any company to turn, it's supprising there is soo much proffit in decorating your phone. Which to people who use this site and pay for their services gladly like hold their phone as a symbol of place in society and have to be connected to every breathing mouth at all times.

Hopefully this will just be another internet business that will come and go. However so many other sites are emerging offering the same services. It just so happens jamster is whoring itself out with advertising everywhere and offering it's free music even at fast food places.
source: Jeordiewhite
The insanity test is on www.funnyjunk.com
by tensor465 April 12, 2005
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The most complete and utter shit to ever be invented. If you can even say that, they just steal shit from flash movies and try to make a buck on them.

They appear at least every break and last ages, some (VH1,MTV, formerly Comedy Central) had them 2 and sometimes more a break.

The target audience is probably 10-16 year old retards/stoners (note vh1)
TEXT PIMP 01 TO SPAMONTV
by JAMSTER SUX ASS July 04, 2005
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a piece of shit company that will somehow find out your phone number and run up your bill without your knowledge.
my texting was blocked, but somehow jamster managed to still send me their dumb shit.
by J.Nasty May 23, 2007
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probably the most annoying commercials ever created with the most retarded ringtones and wallpaper for your cell phone. created for fucktards of america.
you might find yourself ordering the 'sir mix a lot' ringtone while very drunk or stoned late at night watching mtv, then you wake up in the morning and feel like you have been cheated out of life.

drunk person: "man last night i think i got jammed"
by val February 02, 2005
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Really STUPID COMMERCIALS THAT APPEAR ABOUT 3000 TIMES A DAY ON MTV ALONE AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Larry: Hey dude listen to my Jamster Ring t-
Bob: (fires magnum at larry)
by Oz January 18, 2005
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two words:
annoying f**ing bullshit.
one day i'm gonna stab jamster with a plastic spoon.
by MasterJoe August 13, 2006
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