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flop em jalopems

A pair of fat breasts that hang so low that when you fuck the girl who has the hanging tittles that they shake like flipping flapjacks.
Joe: Ms. Ploof has a pair of pancake tits. I fucked her last night for A's all through high school and they made me sick when they shook.
Frank: Oh dear god. You fucked Ms. Ploof our principal and saw her flop em jalopems? Why didn't you kill yourself?
Joe: Because I'm going to be a straight A high school student.
by oh guess who mother fucker February 26, 2007
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Jahope

A response to someone hoping to receive something or successfully complete a task.
I want to have a great crop this year. Jahope it happens!
by Gypsygirl wanderer July 19, 2017
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jakobee

Jakobee is a very dominant person who likes to be right& stands up for what he believes in. He’s tough when needed.
Jakobee is very outspoken and strong.
by Xy06 December 26, 2017
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Jakobe

A Guy That is sweet to your face and then turns around and start talking Shit. Most likely a player but won't admit it, can be nice and a gentlemen. Awkward and Cocky. Were's the same clothes over and over again. Lives for being the center of attention, especially if that attention is from girls. Know for have a hard and rough past but gets through it.
Have you see jakobe he cheated on cora, but he seems like such a nice guy.
by Cxurtnhoox July 28, 2018
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Jakobe

A terrible person. Most likely a psychopath, and will probably ruin your life. Jakobes tend to be very aggressive and have severe anger issues, and no redeeming qualities. Jakobes are AWFUL people, and are likely to be the perpetrator in sexual harassment and assault situations, as they only care about themselves and take whatever they want, regardless of the clear “No”s and “Please stop”s. They’re terrifying as well, and will do what they can to try and make you scared of them. They’ll threaten you, and cuss you, and try as hard as they possibly can to make you regret speaking up for something THEY did. Jakobe’s dont deserve anything good in life, because they most likely ruined someone elses life already.
Have you heard of Jakobe S*****?

The rapist psychopath with really bad anger problems? Yeah, he should be in prison.
by Imjusttellingmytruth November 15, 2018
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