jahoojajasat

1. The french holiday where they celebrate when their fathers had victory over the butterflies
2. An insult meaning fat and body odour. Usually said to fat people with body odour.

Oh look...a jahoojajsat

by caleb boonstra January 3, 2005

guma jahoola

a word said when shocked af

"GUMA JAHOOLA THAT WAS AMAZIN!!!"

by anynous May 17, 2018

jahova's witness protection program

This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.

"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?

by Toddzilla72 July 20, 2016

jahoovafat

take that tryckstar

so i was shitting my pants and i lept in jahoovafat

by will December 12, 2003

Jahoodanism

A word invented by a Jamaican from Houston who one day shouted a random bunch a letters when he was in distress.

Man! I don't need all them jahoodanism's, man!

by T-Ravis April 7, 2004

jahooya

noun, plural (jahooyas)

an uneducated, uncultivated, or boorish person; lout; an awkward yokel of low quality.

Don't ever hang out with that gang of jayhooyas; they don't know a thing they are talking about.

(To a person that accidentally set himself on fire) What a jahooya, can't even start a bbq without hurting himself.

by jambone_jones April 3, 2017

Jehoovanation

When you’re drunk and trying to say rejuvanation.

It’s a total jehoovanation me when I drink vodka

by Goldie hyena October 5, 2019