oliver jardine

Oliver Jardine is a very short blonde haired boy from the imaginary Country of Australia; he is very short and will likely gobble up your ankles if approached. AVOID AT ALL COSTS HE IS FATALLY SHORT!!!

I saw Oliver Jardine at the shops today; he was so short and attempted to gobble up my ankles; I was so 😱 😨.

by Hola amigo April 23, 2023

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Jardine

An ultimate upset usually resulting in embarrassment. It can occur at any given time or place and must be immediately identified by pointing and saying "JARDINE". Named after Keith Jardine following his knockout loss to Houston Alexander at UFC 71.

Kevin and Jeffery walk up to an ice cream stand. Jeffery orders two scoops of butter pecan. Kevin tries to to top his friends purchase buy ordering 3 scoops of moose tracks. As they are turning to walk away Kevin's top two scoops fall to the ground and he is left with only one. Jeffery immediately points and shouts "JARDINE" and Kevin ducks his head embarrassed.

by DeucieColeman December 31, 2011

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Jadine And Pranav

Jadine and Pranav are the cutest and most amazing couple to ever exist. Jadine will do almost everything for Pranav because she loves him so much. Pranav is very caring and will protect Jadine will all he has. Jadine is also a overprotective girlfriend and will threaten and do very bad things to anyone that approaches Pranav.

Person 1: OMG. Is that Jadine and Pranav?
Person 2: Yeah it is aren't they the cutest couple you've ever seen.
Person 3: Jadine is kind of scary though shes glaring daggers at us.

by Lover AngeI March 24, 2022

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