bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.

"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008

jaffacake nipples

nipples that are the size of a plate and are hard to suck!!

Damm she had wierd jaffacake nipples! they were scary!!

by Cameron McDougall December 11, 2007

Jaffacaking

It means to get on someone's good side my being nice and friendly to them.

Jonnys mum said,"don't try and get round me by jaffacaking me"

by Rogers lambs June 4, 2017

JaffaCake

An act of anal romance. See also bum sex

Jane joyously but nievely accepted the nice gentleman's offer of a Jaffacake.

"Maybe I could interest you in a jaffacake?"

by Viz Reader May 13, 2005

JaffaCake

Someone who is a bit of prick

What a fucking jaffacake

by Avidfan and Dark-skye December 29, 2004

Jaffacake

A nerd, and also the most delicious cake ever. If a person is nicknames Jaffacake, then their surname is probably Jaffa or jaffe

Oh look, it's Jenna Jaffacake!
Why do u call her that?
Her surname is rlly iconic!

by Stupidity In Real Life January 29, 2022

Jaffacaking

A sex move involving two humans in a hugging missionary position, a black person on top and a white person on the bottom. However before engaging in coitus, a jar of orange jam is spread on the white persons torso, mimicking the construction of a McVities orange Jaffa cake.

1: Honey! did you get the orange jam?
2 : No sorry honey i forgot.
1: Damn, then we wont be Jaffacaking tonight.

by AimesVetch December 15, 2019