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I drank a bottle of Jagermeister last night, Damn i was fucked up the next day, puked till 4 o'clock!
by Christopher Cormier September 2, 2008
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Two men with terminal cancer agree on a jagermeister pact and head towards the tundra with a few bottles
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We suspected John was siphoning off contract fees and after a few jagermeisters he provided the nails for his own coffin.
After a few jagermeisters the nuclear physicist agreed to trade three magic beans for the eighty megaton weapon.
After a few jagermeisters the nuclear physicist agreed to trade three magic beans for the eighty megaton weapon.
by brokenegg December 9, 2008
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Get the Jagrmeister mug.a black-licorice-tasting liquor that when digested in mass quantity gives you far to much confidence and can make you: A take over playing for the "scary" organ-playing vampire in the haunted house AND B and allow you to take great pride in the fact that you found the public restroom and made it back to your original location.
I had half a bottle of jägermeister, this haunted house is so lame....oooooo scary. Oh, crap, where is the bathroom? I'll find it, I'll be right back.
by lulewd December 16, 2007
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by Deborah Spicer July 3, 2006
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