by diddly dingbat October 21, 2015
Get the jaegers mug.A jaegerbomb is a mixture of Jaegermeister and an energy drink. However, a jaegermom is basically a jaegerbomb placed inside of the vagina of a MILF. This is very similar to the double V, but instead of vodka, a jaegerbomb is used. The end result is quite the same, the person performing oral sex on the MILF vomits into her vagina, causing her to climax.
by Topher4life November 9, 2009
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N.) A drink to dank in shot form, consisting of: Two parts Five hour energy and three parts Jaegerbomb. After drinking the feeling of death comes over you for thirty seconds, and then the overwhelming feeling of running for five miles and puking after five feet.
V.) to five hour bomb it
V.) to five hour bomb it
Jamie- Dude, Where's Greg?
Rob- He took three five-hour jaegerbombs and immediately freaked out, he ran off about five minutes ago.
Jamie- Fuck! Get your keys we have to go get him.
Rob- Why?
Jamie- He just five hour bombed three times. The fuck do you think?
Rob- Good point.
Rob- He took three five-hour jaegerbombs and immediately freaked out, he ran off about five minutes ago.
Jamie- Fuck! Get your keys we have to go get him.
Rob- Why?
Jamie- He just five hour bombed three times. The fuck do you think?
Rob- Good point.
by orchardstreetbanger September 13, 2011
Get the Five-Hour Jaegerbomb mug.The belief in which every single person has their own alternate reality accompanied by a singular point of view only that specific individual can see, and the idea that this reality is distorted to a point beyond comprehension.
J: "None of these belief systems make sense"
A: "I know. Let's make our own!"
J: "Good idea, what should we call it?"
A: "Jamberism, rooted from a great ship name"
A: "I know. Let's make our own!"
J: "Good idea, what should we call it?"
A: "Jamberism, rooted from a great ship name"
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Get the jaggerist mug.Jareerism is the collective tendency among Muslims to adopt an outward posture of piety, political awareness, or revolutionary zeal, while remaining trapped in intellectual immaturity, moral inconsistency, and performative allegiance. It is characterized by selective outrage, ideological laziness, tribal loyalty, and the habit of turning complex Islamic and political issues into simplistic slogans, memes, and identity posturing.
His outrage disappeared the moment the oppressor belonged to his own side, revealing a clear case of Jareerism.
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