Lactation Lettuce III

Lactation Lettuce III is the third attack on urbandictionary in the war against lettuce kink oppression. We demand justice. We. Demand. Justice. Freedom. Equality. Ranch legalization. The freedom to define and consume the lactated vegetable delecacy of crackheads worldwide.

Lactation Lettuce III was commanded into action by general warlord Mahatma Gandhi.

by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 12, 2019

Jaystation

Cringe, utter cringe

1: Hey ya know Jaystation?
2: Fuck you

by British four August 13, 2021

jackathon

A long period of male masturbation generally watching porno films. Sometimes the man will squirt his load on a models picture.

Today I think I will have a Jackathon as I have a big load to shot on her face.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008

jalations

slang for congratulations

*you can jalate (congratulate someone)

person 1: yo man, jalations on getting that promotion!
person 2: thanks for jalating me!

by jademeusy June 7, 2019

spontaneous lactation

When a women suddenly squirts milk out of her breast due to extreme surprise or pleasure.

Girl: why is there milk on the floor?
Girl 2: Spontaneous Lactation

by Fender315 March 4, 2015

jacktation

When a woman masturbates a man's penis with her breasts. (derived from the word "lactation," when a woman secretes milk from her breasts.)

Rick was tired of handjobs, so Barb got him off with jacktation instead.

by Led Zeppole September 30, 2003

Lactation

ejaculating milk from the titties. many people like to drink this milk. some even squirt it in other people's eyes.
it also makes women's titties get really huge!!!!

haha i lactated on yo face bitch! (god i love lactation)

by wtfux0rz October 7, 2007