jack shit

when you are taking a shit and getting a handjob at the same time
what'd you do last night?
Jack shit....
Oh that must've sucked...
No... no sucking... just a handjob
by jackshit March 5, 2008
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jack shit

A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10.
I'm gonna raise you and go all-in even though I have jack shit. Or, Aw, you're bluffin' me, I bet you have jack shit so I call.
by stinkygordo January 19, 2009
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jack shit

A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupid
Man, you are such a jack shit!
by KROD December 13, 2004
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jack shit

the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.
by bumpie July 26, 2008
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Not worth jack shit

Not worth the trouble or the value
That car's not worth jack shit
by iamamanufan January 12, 2011
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Square Root of Jack Shit

"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.
by ARazgriz25@gmail.com April 30, 2016
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