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jack-o-lantern epilepsy 

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra
Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy

Jack-o-Lantern Job 

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.
"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"
Jack-o-Lantern Job by neuropathica October 16, 2016

jack-o-lantern teeth 

Teeth so jacked up, they look like a Jack-o-lantern's teeth.
I was gonna holla at her, until I saw her Jack-o-lantern teeth.
jack-o-lantern teeth by SwtDreams September 15, 2019

Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex 

A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream
"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"

Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer 

A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.
Andy was stabbed in the anus by Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer.

happy jack-o'-lantern 

lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption
Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.