Jack Daniels

A Tennessee Sour-mash Whiskey. The number one drink of the Rock n' Roll lifestyle. Possibly the only good thing to ever come out of Tennessee, drank for it's distinct taste and it's ability to make grown men cry. Jack Daniels has a 40% alcohol volume and is a great drink for parties.

"Ah Jack Daniels is great! You wake up in a ditch somewhere!"

by Miss-Now-Diabolical April 15, 2007

Jack Daniels Rim Runner

The Jack Daniels Rim Runner is a sex position that entails one partner first acquiring a bottle of Jack Daniels. This partner then proceeds to get his/her other partner to bend over and put their buttock in the air. The first partner with the bottle then pours a large amount of Jack Daniels on the anus (rim) of the second partner. Then, the first partner licks around the anus in a circular motion (rim-running) and sucks up all of the Jack Daniels.

Since Shanith was very sexually stimulated, he decided to take things with his partner Jeremy to the next level by doing a Jack Daniels Rim Runner on his asshole.

by Jimbo Cherruti August 5, 2008

Jack Daniels

A drink, that when consumed, increases your ability to drive

Going on, a road trip with the family, better drink up my Jack Daniels.

by Jack Daniels, Drive, Whisky August 16, 2009

Jack Daniels

1) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey

2) a neutral humorous/neutral term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.

3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )

a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey

his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.

son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be here soon and I wanted to have something to drink.

father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.

by Uncle Dimma March 29, 2013

Jack Daniels-ized

The unexplainable phenomenon that causes young men to urinate themselves while passed out as a result of drinking an excessive amount of Jack Daniel's whiskey. Innocent beds, couches, and chairs are frequently the victims of this heinous crime. Generally speaking, the offender is a recidivist, and is unaware of their drunken actions until it is too late.

"Dude, why's your couch outside?" "Oh, Kevin Jack Daniels-ized it again last night."

by E.R. Aitkenhead October 19, 2006

Jack Daniels Zauce

Its a special type of Zauce. When put on ribs it brings you instantly to heaven. Heaven for fatties that is!? The second you open the bottle a whiff of ecstasy is blown into your face - but be careful you might faint from pure joy. Pouring it on your ribs, hot dogs, steaks, burgers, wings, pizza, and cholent you see a golden brown like liquid flow out of the bottle. The Zauce is such an eclectic Zauce that it can be used with almost anything. It can be used from right when you wake up brushing your teeth, and if you wanna flavor up your water a lil just squirt about a table spoon in there and your good to go.

"Are you putting Jack Daniels Zauce on that?"

"Na, We only use Jack Dangiels zauce. Spicy zauce".

by Derrrs June 6, 2011

Jack Daniels

A brand of overpriced whiskey with an undeserved reputation for being a "manly" drink. Essentially bourbon that has been filtered through charcoal to remove the flavor in order to make it more palatable for people who don't like whiskey.

Hey bartender, put some Coke in my Jack Daniels so I can taste something.

by smacintush November 14, 2018