1. To Be Up For 24 Hours Or More.
2. Something Than Happens To Terrorist.
3. A Card You Don't Want To Play.
4. Something You Say When Someone Is Harassing You For Info.
2. Something Than Happens To Terrorist.
3. A Card You Don't Want To Play.
4. Something You Say When Someone Is Harassing You For Info.
News Reporter: Numerous Terrorist Around the Globe Have Been Killed By an Unknown Gunner brandishing a Silenced Nine millimeter.
Me: Must Be Jack Bauer.
Me: Must Be Jack Bauer.
by Slade Technics December 19, 2006
by i love jack bauer February 6, 2006
Verb:
To Jack Bauer someone is the act of taking ones penis and stabbing it through someones skull into the brain, instantly killing them.
To Jack Bauer someone is the act of taking ones penis and stabbing it through someones skull into the brain, instantly killing them.
Man... I just Jack Bauered that bitch!
I was loosing the fight but I was finally able to get ahold of his head and I Jack Bauered him.
He is such a badass... he totally Jack Bauered that guy!
I was supposed to be put asleep for killing someone but I asked the council to reconsider so I could be Jack Bauered.
I was loosing the fight but I was finally able to get ahold of his head and I Jack Bauered him.
He is such a badass... he totally Jack Bauered that guy!
I was supposed to be put asleep for killing someone but I asked the council to reconsider so I could be Jack Bauered.
by Andy Norris June 5, 2008
by tony almeda 2 February 12, 2009
I was at the bar and feeling kind of sluggish so I ordered a Jack Bauer to pick me up for the evening.
by MikeLI75 November 7, 2006
To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.
Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.
by Peanutgnome January 24, 2007