jaboody dubs

one of the most hilarious guys on youtube.
he makes fun of commercials with billy mays in them

Guy 1
Did you see that video jaboody dubs made on mighty putty?
Guy 2
No was it good?
Guy 1
Holy fuck it was! It was the most fucking hilarious video ever!
It was like sex but without the work!
Guy 2
Holy shit.

by HALOFR33K97 April 26, 2010

Jaboon

People who are constantly on welfare and food stamps and complain about their life in the hole when they spend way too much money on cars or clothes. What they need to do is upgrade from the common ZOO and work for their stuff. People who complain about their issues and how they get used and abused but keep continuing to stay at the bottom because they are lazy.

You: I can't stand him.
Friend: Who?
You: That Jaboon! He just uses us as if we are zoo keepers! Spending our money and getting free food!

by Vash8504 February 27, 2011

jaboo

amazing, fantastic, incredible, outstanding, awesome

These drinks are jaboo!
The experience was jaboo!

by JackStewart November 5, 2010

Jabimpin

Adjective: A way of describing something that is cool or fucking amazing.

Yo nigga that car is fucking jabimpin

by jabimpin April 17, 2012

Jaboy

First person singular ("I") slang for "your boy". Pronounced like ju in junk and boy.

David: You really for an intense game of tennis, Oliver?
Oliver: Jaboy was born ready.

by Oliver Guzman April 9, 2013

Heywood Jablome

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

Jabon Test

(Pronounced JAH-BON TEST.)
A simple pronunciation test. A participant is given the Spanish word: jabón, (HA-BON)to pronounce.If pronounced JAW/JAH-BONE/BON, they you are a full fledged jabon.

I gave the Jabon Test to this dude with dredz. And he failed it. Hell yea, he a certified JABON!!!!

by Ultimatez jabon January 19, 2009