Justifiable homicide

The mercy killing of anyone with the surrname Trump, any registered republican, or anyone who lives in a red state.

"Kenny drove his SUV through the crowd at the Trump rally in Wisconsin. He killed 43 trumptards and wounded a hundred more."

" Oh shit! Kenny is fucked now, I think Wisconsin has the death penalty!"

" LOL! No worries my friend, Wisconsin is a red state, and all of the stiffs are trumptards. It's justifiable homicide. They might even give him a medal".

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018

Justifiable Nomicide

When food looks/smells SO gotdamn good, you just have to eat it. (even if it belongs to someone else)

That pot of crackaroni and cheese Yoli left out was just beggin to be nommed. I had to eat it...totally a Justifiable Nomicide.

by The original kali chan May 19, 2011

Salary Justifier

A person who puts complicated and unnecessary requests into the daily lives of others to make their own life or job seem important.

"Why is Tom interested in this all of a sudden?"
"Oh his boss is coming in today, so he's on salary justifier mode".

by stubbsy69 November 25, 2010

Justified Procrastination

When someone tries to makes their procrastinating seem right by making up fake benefits in their head.

"Studying at 10:00 pm the night before a test helps the subject stay fresh in my mind."

"don't lie to yourself dude, you're using justified procrastination so you an play cod tonight."

by randomsteaksauce March 3, 2011

Justifying Troll

A troll who thinks it's okay to troll if they use something else to justify their hate. A Justifying Troll often uses religion, inaccurate facts, and big words to try and justify their hate. These kinds of trolls do this because they usually can't find anything wrong with whatever it is that they hate and therefore have to look for reasons.

Example of a Justifying Troll:

"You see those skulls in the background? And the way she has her arms positioned? Not to mention if you play this song backwards she clearly says 'I love the devil'. This singer is satanic and trying to brainwash you".

by asefiowrhgua;ergg September 28, 2011

Justifiable Hobo-cide

The act of killing a homeless, mentally-ill, or indigent person, male or female, by any number of police agencies in British Columbia on the pretext that dead, homeless, handicapped people can tell no tales. Or testify. Or sue.

Rookie police officer: Chief, this homeless man was babbling about crackspiders when I was compelled to taser him in the nutsack. He then pulled a pair of nail clippers on me, so I was forced to unload 10 rounds of .40 into his torso. Will I have to face a bullshit investigation by another obviously biased police department?

Chief: Hell no, son. Clear case of justifiable hobo-cide.

by spinynorman May 4, 2011

Justified Ass Whooping

A Justified Ass Whooping is when you beat or physically harm or hurt someone or a particular individual for doing something wrong to you or doing a negative act towards you.(BASICALLY GETTING REVENGE BY GIVING THEM A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS FOR THAT PERSON DOING DIRT TOWARDS YOU).

Fighting one on one and beating the person who deserves to get their ass beat(When it comes to a Justified Ass Whooping you get revenge by beating the person's ass for doing or saying bad things about you or towards you and you get away with it.(YOU,USE NO WEAPONS,NO FORM OF VEHICLES,AND ESPECIALLY YOU DO NOT JUMP OR INCLUDE ANY PEOPLE IN YOUR FIGHT,NIETHER DO YOU INCLUDE ANY ANIMAL'S)YOU JUST PHYSICALLY & BRUTALLY BEAT THEIR MOTHAFUCKING ASS!!!!

by Mr.MakeYoAssLookStupid April 22, 2014