Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?

Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.

by jwbdfjxkshsb November 23, 2021

Judge Jewdy

A civil court judge with a huge nose, known to charge excessive amounts of money for court cases.

Man, Judge Jewdy really fucked the defendant over!

by ThisNameIsNotAlreadyBeingUsed May 17, 2009

judgey

to be judgmental

"Susan is very judgey today about my life"

by ttrutruehelsoHanelakshjfokdsui May 11, 2016

Look of Judgement

The look you give someone when they trip and fall, say something stupid, or do something deserving judgement.

The point of the Look of Judgement is to let the subject of your judgement know that they are being Judged for their obvious stupidity.

Random Boy: *Trips and falls* Oh *%@#!

Ally: *Gives Look of Judgement*

Jim: You totally just Judged that loser.

by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 3, 2011

judge adams

1. The worse type of ass-whooping you can get by someone else.

A beat down so bad, you have to hide it for seven years before you can recover and tell someone about it.

2. A douchebag who beats his children and hides behind the law and claims that because he "apologized" he did not commit child abuse.

Dude 1: "Did you hear what happened to Johnny?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, his chick went all judge Adams on his ass for cheating on her."

by Yes_it_was_me November 2, 2011

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion

Something that happens post-decision in a Policy Debate round. The situation is created by the words being spoken to the debaters by a judge of that round. Why? A judge fuck is when the outcome of a policy debate round was obviously incorrect and the decision speaks to the incompetence and/or bias of a particular judge. Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is the state that is characterized by anger, frustration, and absolute awe at the act that was just carried out against one's team.

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.

Q. Dude how the fuck did we just lose that round? They dropped 3 disads, 4 straight turns on their advantages, and a Topicality!

A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!

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Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.

A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.

by yarden1234567 December 8, 2009

mike judge

The mastermind that created Beavis and Butthead,King of the Hill, and Office Space.Not only is he the coolest person alive but he started the Beavis and Buthead controversy. A great person.Also see Beavis and Butthead King of the Hill and Office Space.

Teen #1:Thank God theres Beavis and Butthead

Teen #2:No! It's thank Mike Judge for Beavis and Butthead

by Dark T June 29, 2005