Jose one of the people I could not live without with. Has the most amazing personality ever, beautiful on the outside and inside. Extraordinary in every single way, no one word can sum him up as he is out of this universe. Not even near an angel. Can touch one’s heart so easily, has so much more to him than what meets the eye. His looks are amazing; once you look at his eyes you won’t be able to take your eye off him. One glance could never fulfil your needs. Every little thing he does is so cute even if it’s annoying you can’t be angry at him. I always want to hold his hands; his heart is so warm even though you can’t see it. I love everything about him; from head down to toe is beauty. If I didn’t meet him my life would not be complete, all I need to do is win your heart then I can die happy. Your smile is contagious and your laugh is music to my ears. One of the most important people in my life, think about you all the time. When I’m not talking to you I’m thinking of you, when I am talking to you I want to be with you. Made the biggest impact on my life so far, amazing guy. Could never ask for a better friend, I’ll love you forever even if you don’t feel the same way as me. If you meet someone called Jose -be warned you will want to hold on to him forever. When you lose him it's like you lost everything you ever gained, if you hurt him it hurts yourself much worse.
by DisasterDisaster February 9, 2010
Get the Josemug. An a Amazing guy who is the sweetest ! Treats you like a princess like any women should be treated, keeps his word and knows his place he may mess up but he learns from his mistakes . Also adding that hes amazing in bed knows what he is doing and knows how to please you (; trust me when you loose a jose its like loosing everything....everything!!! Make sure you value him ! hes worth it just takes time
Girl :Omg you know jose !?
Other girl: yea he is the sweetest
Girl : gosh your so lucky to know a jose !!!
Other girl: yea he is the sweetest
Girl : gosh your so lucky to know a jose !!!
by shaniqua4321 December 14, 2015
Get the josemug. Jose is a sweet and loving guy that’s there at times when yiu need him. When you like someone he is there for you. He is the type of person to love memes. He has had many crushes and has made all of them smile
by IronBoi December 15, 2018
Get the Josemug. Jose
Variant of Josepha. Feminine Form of Joseph. May Jehovah Give Increase
Jose
May God Give Increase male Portuguese
Jose
Form of Joseph - God Shall Add male Hispanic
Jose
From the Name Joseph male Spanish
Jose
May God Give Increase male Spanish
Jose
Raised; Who Pardons
JOSE is almost always associated with a Male who is well Hung, Those with the name "JOSE" (men of course) come second in command with the thickest longest cocks known to man ranging in sizes easily from 7.5'' to 11.5'', first in command would fall under men whose names begin with the letter "D" such examples include D'andre D'angelo
D'ante D'lon D'marco D'marcus D'Sean D'shaun Dangelo
Darell Darius Darnay these names are all associated with black men, unfortunately what puts Jose's above the rest is the latin Flavor they bring to the bed, so i guess i must change this meaning and put
JOSE'S ABOVE ALL OTHERS
Variant of Josepha. Feminine Form of Joseph. May Jehovah Give Increase
Jose
May God Give Increase male Portuguese
Jose
Form of Joseph - God Shall Add male Hispanic
Jose
From the Name Joseph male Spanish
Jose
May God Give Increase male Spanish
Jose
Raised; Who Pardons
JOSE is almost always associated with a Male who is well Hung, Those with the name "JOSE" (men of course) come second in command with the thickest longest cocks known to man ranging in sizes easily from 7.5'' to 11.5'', first in command would fall under men whose names begin with the letter "D" such examples include D'andre D'angelo
D'ante D'lon D'marco D'marcus D'Sean D'shaun Dangelo
Darell Darius Darnay these names are all associated with black men, unfortunately what puts Jose's above the rest is the latin Flavor they bring to the bed, so i guess i must change this meaning and put
JOSE'S ABOVE ALL OTHERS
(LATINA) "OOoOO MAMITA! LAST NIGHT ME AND JOSE HOOKED UP! AND MMM GURL THAT LATINO COCK WAS TOO GOOD, IT HURTED ME FOR LIKE A WHILE, BUT HE MADE IT SOO GOOD!" I LIKEDED IT !
(WHITE GIRL) "LIKE OMG REBECCA I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD A REALLY BIG PENIS UNTIL I MET "JOSE" HE BRUISED MY ESOPHAGUS AND STRETCHED MY VAGINA. HE WAS LIKE TOTALLY 9'' LONGER THEN CODY AND BLAKE COMBINED.
(BLACK GIRL) "GUUUUURLLL I HAD ME SUM PUERTO RIKAN DIK LAS NYTE ND MMMM GUUUUUURL, IT WAS SO FUKKIN GOOD.. DAT BOYS NAME WAZ "JOSE" HE PUT ON MEEEHH, GURL IS U LISTENIN TA MEEH?? SHAQUANDA!! GURL IS U HEARIN MEEH? HIS DIK WAS SO GOOD.. ALL DEEZ NIKKAZ OUT HEA TALKIN BOUT ONCE YU GO BLACK YU NEVA GO BAK, IMMA HAFTA TA DISAGREE MY NEW SAYIN IS ONCE YU GO RIKAN YULL NEVA GO SEEKIN!!
(ASIAN) sum ting wong KUM HIA! "MAY" KUM HIA!! I TINK MAI MAO(PUSSY) IS STRECH AI BANG AI FA KIN "JOSE" HEE HAD FA KIN SU PA COCK TU FAT , COCK WAS TU FAT>> TRANSLATION" SOMTHING IS WRONG COME HERE "MAY" COME HERE!! I THINK MY PUSSY IS STRETCHED, I BANGED A FUCKING JOSE HE HAD A SUPER COCK THAT WAS TOO FAT.
(WHITE GIRL) "LIKE OMG REBECCA I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD A REALLY BIG PENIS UNTIL I MET "JOSE" HE BRUISED MY ESOPHAGUS AND STRETCHED MY VAGINA. HE WAS LIKE TOTALLY 9'' LONGER THEN CODY AND BLAKE COMBINED.
(BLACK GIRL) "GUUUUURLLL I HAD ME SUM PUERTO RIKAN DIK LAS NYTE ND MMMM GUUUUUURL, IT WAS SO FUKKIN GOOD.. DAT BOYS NAME WAZ "JOSE" HE PUT ON MEEEHH, GURL IS U LISTENIN TA MEEH?? SHAQUANDA!! GURL IS U HEARIN MEEH? HIS DIK WAS SO GOOD.. ALL DEEZ NIKKAZ OUT HEA TALKIN BOUT ONCE YU GO BLACK YU NEVA GO BAK, IMMA HAFTA TA DISAGREE MY NEW SAYIN IS ONCE YU GO RIKAN YULL NEVA GO SEEKIN!!
(ASIAN) sum ting wong KUM HIA! "MAY" KUM HIA!! I TINK MAI MAO(PUSSY) IS STRECH AI BANG AI FA KIN "JOSE" HEE HAD FA KIN SU PA COCK TU FAT , COCK WAS TU FAT>> TRANSLATION" SOMTHING IS WRONG COME HERE "MAY" COME HERE!! I THINK MY PUSSY IS STRETCHED, I BANGED A FUCKING JOSE HE HAD A SUPER COCK THAT WAS TOO FAT.
by A FUNNY FUKKER April 23, 2011
Get the Josemug. He will always be willing to help you. He is Funny enough to make you smile everyday and He is Always there be your friend.
Jose is Very funny, Sweet, kind, Cute, tolerable and Just Amazing! He is always most likely to be taller than you. He is also very popular and sociable when it comes to his Best friends. He is also really sporty and athletic with a golden heart and a smart mind:)))))
Jose is Very funny, Sweet, kind, Cute, tolerable and Just Amazing! He is always most likely to be taller than you. He is also very popular and sociable when it comes to his Best friends. He is also really sporty and athletic with a golden heart and a smart mind:)))))
Dear Jose, i never stopped liking you. and even if i try to stop, ill always keep coming back because... it hard for me to forget someone like you:((
by viaaaaaa November 20, 2018
Get the Josemug. Pronounced "hoe-ZAYD." Version of the word "hosed" often used in a software development environment to say something is messed up, screwed up, broken, or wrong.
Dude, this implementation is josed!
by Trey Harris November 9, 2006
Get the josedmug. Absolutely unique in his own way. True gentleman and looks which leave you fantasizing. Gorgeous smile with a ginamosore dick. It's a canon always about to blow.
by Goddess/Sorceress August 14, 2017
Get the Josemug.