jordans mom 

Excompasses every possible answer.
(like a "mommma" joke or combeback but better)
Commonly used when annoyed, frustrated or angered by a question or comment.

"What did you get for #9"
"jordans mom"

jordans mom by the vesh December 29, 2007

jordans worst nightmare 

the feeling after you penetrate a nigerians lips and are blessed with HIV

jordans worst nightmare z***e

jordans worst nightmare by stefan condello May 21, 2011

Jordans Mom 

I can describe her in one word Hot

You know that kid Jordan. Well jordans mom is sooo hot

Jordans Mom by Yeeeeboyyyy June 11, 2019

Jordans Mum 

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

Jordans Mum by George Longfield November 19, 2020

like Jordans on Saturday 

Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.

You're like Jordans on Saturday, I gotta have you and I cannot wait.

like Jordans on Saturday by TronaNon January 21, 2008

scuffed my jordans 

when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.

deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"

Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."

deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"

scuffed my jordans by bro from anuda mo November 30, 2010

bootleg jordans

Fake wanna be jordan

bitch gone somewhere wit those bootleg jordans

bootleg jordans by uglyprince October 20, 2015