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JOÃO PACHECO SOUSA

extremely homossexual guy, that loves being in shool and likes to have relationships with the professors.
guy 1: look JOÃO PACHECO SOUSA is talking to the professor.
guy 2: he is so gay
by becasscp February 24, 2017
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joão pedro gonçaves pereira

Mariana's soulmate. A awesome guy who's a bit clueless but in general it's the guy of your dreams. You won't find any better.
joão pedro gonçaves pereira never meant to hurt anyone.
by Sam15615 December 3, 2016
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João Citadin

A name that is mainly from the country of Brasil, translated to English it means “John Townsman”.
João Citadin
by Mammamia January 30, 2024
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João Taveira

1) The most beautifull and intelligent person alive!
2) The most kind person you ever will meet!
3) The smell of a new book
OMG it's João Taveira!
by abalacubaco June 23, 2020
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João cadilha

João cadilha is the sexiest man on earth. He is kind, and caring, the sweetest person ever. Very understanding and loyal to his friends and lover. Hes a person you whant to stick to and be by their side. With very cute features and the funnyest personality.
Great tast in music and women. Very criative with a great mind set and is not afraid to tell their opinion.
If you ever come across João cadilha dont let him out of ur sight. He is strong, confident and overprotective becouse he knows people can take advantage of others.
He is the life of thhe party
Ur so sexy, are you a João cadilha?
by Leonor Jacinto December 6, 2021
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João Marcos

João Marcos is the cooler guy ive met
by BrotherJM November 23, 2021
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Afonso João

Afonso is THE Shawty—the best best BEST FRIEND and boyfriend you will ever have. Will never leave your side, through your ups and downs. Will cry if you cry, and will make you laugh, mostly for being stupid, but in a good way.

He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real.
You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love
Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty
Afonso joão has blessed us with his spirit today
by AlexTheeeShawtiest April 20, 2023
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