jean claude van dammed

adjective for gettin round house kicked in the face into a coma...

holy shit he just got jean claude van dammed in the face!

by theMANbrad February 10, 2010

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jean claude van damn

Expression of disbelief or approval, depending upon the circumstance. Used in place of "damn," but for humorous or witty effect, as it plays upon the actor's famous name.

One can further elaborate with "Jean Claude van DAAYAM!"

Guy 1: I just won a hundred bucks from the lottery!

Guy 2, who is a bit clever: Jean Claude van DAMN!

by el materdor December 24, 2008

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jean claude van jis

When Van Damme does the splits and craig turley sucks the cum out of his split sack.

oooohhh...there goes Jean Claude Van Jis - oh wait..thats just Karl Langdon sucking sumas cock!

by Robert J. Melrose May 30, 2003

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Jean-Claude Van Damn

Interjection
Something becomes Jean-Claude Van Damn-like when it is both kick-ass and extremely outdated.

Eduardo: Remember Last Action Hero and Over The Top? Jean-Claude Van Damn!

by trueconnerite98 April 12, 2013

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Jean Claude Van Damme

A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.

Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.

I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.

Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?

Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.

Person1: He didn't make any promises.

Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!

by Jaspa J October 1, 2012