Jaymes 

Jaymes are often females. Finding a wild Jaymes is incredibely rare as they have negative in their IQ tests. Jaymes makes all the people around him/her/it/other moister than an oyster (specially men.) Jaymes are easily aroused by old people.

Old Guy: "That kid is looking at me"
Old guy Numbr 2: "watch out thats a wild Jaymes he will rape you."

Jaymes by Swag/Edgelord Numbr 1.88365276 October 7, 2017

Jaymes 

Micro penis

This dude had a serious jaymes

Jaymes by Gusug7eg5eyixe May 6, 2019

Jaymes 

The most amazing guy in every way who anyone would be more than lucky to have in their life and call him theirs. He’ll never admit to it but he’s incredibly handsome and incredibly sweet. His smile could light up the world and take your breath away all at the same time. His eyes shine brighter than the brightest stars in the sky when he’s happy or talks about something he’s passionate about. He’s the kind of person who you can look in their eyes and see everything you’ve ever wanted in someone, a future, love, happiness, peace, trust, compassion and so much more. The kind of person that people pray will come into their lives. He’s so incredibly talented and has worlds of potential for his life. He’s a goof but that’s part of what makes him so special. He’d do anything for the ones he loves and his desire for self improvement is commendable. Every part about him is perfect and he deserves nothing but utmost happiness.

J: there’s never a definition for “Jaymes” on urban dictionary.

B: Awe no way, really?*thinks* (I’ll fix that)

Jaymes by Bcbf<3 November 7, 2021

Jaymes 

A better way to spell “James”

James with a Y? Wow that’s PogChamp. I wish my parents named me Jaymes.

Jaymes by Semyaj November 23, 2021

Jaymes 

His ability to breed is almost as rare as his name, he is an absolute fuck monster, charismatic and funny, no girl is out of his reach

That Jaymes guy is a real mr steal your girl

Jaymes by anonymous November 28, 2021

jaymes 

Oh god where to start jaymes is eh nice i guess but he trys to hard you know and i mean like obviouly what do you expect anyways uh ya and hes very gulible he got cheated on while on vacation and his other relationships uh ya we dont talk about it anyways where were we oh ya hes always complaining a lot like about everything its like hes the male version of a Karen ong .

Girl 1: OMG HES SO HOT
Girl 2:Eh hes alright

Girl 1: ARE YOU BLIND
Girl 2: HIS NAME IS JAYMES

Girl 1: ohhh

jaymes by fhndibgaoejoikrg March 10, 2022

Jaymes 

gay but doesnt think he is

Person 1: “oh my god theres jaymes”
Person 2: “hi jaymes”
Jaymes: “hi”

Jaymes by kendrick lamar69 December 7, 2024