jammie dodger

1. The act of putting jam on your dick/ strap on and skull fcking the other person
2. A British biscuit with jam at the center

HEY DR FAGGOT!
What?

I JUST JAMMIE DODGER'D YOUR SLAVE
Why?
SHE PROVOKED ME! HER BOOBS WERE ON MY PYTHON AND SHE GOT BIT
uuuugghhhhhh...

by MYCOLOURFULCHICKENFINGEREDME June 11, 2016

Jammie Dodger

When your Amazon box includes a hot pink dildo that you didn’t expect

I opened my Amazon box expecting my tiny Miata navigation chip but it was a big black box. I said to my ho, bitch did you buy cookies on my account again? She said, no that’s a Jammie Dodger!

by JammieDodger916 February 6, 2019

Jammie dodger

When you're avoiding having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle.

Friend 1: "Hey bro you fucked your girlfriend recently?"

Friend 2: "Nah man I'm a jammie dodger at the moment cause she's on her period"

by Jessticles Jr. May 29, 2022

eye jammie

a quick jab to the eye

you about to chatch a eye jammie

by KAYKAY September 12, 2004

sheet lifting jammie ghost

An epic morning fart

Me: What the hell?

Him: Yeah, she lets go with a sheet lifting jammie ghost every morning when she wakes up

by stuartc1 October 26, 2017

The jammie god

It is a number 36 to the powers of omega

The largest number is the jammie god

by The Jammie and The Jammie Gem February 6, 2026

Quick Jimmie

n. A guy who is a chronic premature ejaculator
v. A sexual experience ending in a premature ejaculation

Not to be confused with a quickie which is intentional and often appreciated by both people.

Tasha finally broke up with Tim after 6 months of frustrating quick jimmies.

Ray was such a quick jimmie he would wet his boxers before Gloria got his zipper down.

cum premature ejaculation premature ejaculation cream your jeans

by Forklift July 20, 2014