1. Someone who is part latino, part black
2. Someone who is of entirely latino descent but acts black anyway
2. Someone who is of entirely latino descent but acts black anyway
Pablo looks black but the only things I see him eat are burritos and chimichangas! Maybe he's a jalapenegro...
by HowardtheOwl August 24, 2008
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Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
by joxn August 3, 2007
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A nickname given for bees by Dog Rates. Named due to dogs eating or attempting to eat Bees and getting stung.
"Anthony took Rex for a walk but we had to come back inside when he monched on a Jalapeno Sky Raisin."
by Biagio X October 29, 2020
Get the Jalapeno Sky Raisin mug.The burning feeling felt after forgetting to wash your hands after handling chilies, and then urinating.
He walked out of the toilets in pain, a severe case of jalapenis ..... will teach him to wear rubber gloves next time he cooks mexican!
by El Craigo May 27, 2008
Get the Jalapenis mug.A condition of the digestive system where, upon expelling intestinal gas from your bowles (farting) or defecating (shitting), your anus feels as though it is being burned by hydrochloric acid.
**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.
Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.
Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
by EricTheRed November 14, 2004
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Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalapeños.
Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalapeños.
Me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a jalapeño hangover.
Boss: I think we need to talk about your jalapeño problem.
Me: I can stop anytime I want.
Boss: I think we need to talk about your jalapeño problem.
Me: I can stop anytime I want.
by subStruc May 14, 2011
Get the jalapeño hangover mug.A giant ass form of shit you take when eating more then at least 5 jalapenos or other spicy foods. You know those long red pepper things found in Kung Pau Chicken at panda express? These are the leading causes of Jalapeno Shits.
Not to be confused with Explosive diarrhea. This does burn like hell when it drops down your ass but it doesn't leave burn marks or parts of your ass missing.
Not to be confused with Explosive diarrhea. This does burn like hell when it drops down your ass but it doesn't leave burn marks or parts of your ass missing.
Sorry, I can't see 2012 with you. I have a bad case of Jalapeno Shit. Maybe in 4 days when I recover?
by Shit master 58 November 30, 2009
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