J.D. Roth

The guy who hosted the game show "Fun House."
Have you seen J.D. Roth? He is so cool.
by Edward Bear September 25, 2006
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J.D. Power Award

Participation trophies car companies say they have so their car sounds good (when in reality they're extremely easy to get)
Car Company: "We have a J.D. power award!"
Person: Aren't those extremely easy to get and you can even pay for them?
by DylanPaterson October 21, 2020
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J.D. Train Ride

(v). To travel for hours in order to pleasure your girlfriend with a dish brush.
I J.D. Train Ride all the way to syracuse
by jidzzle1390 September 04, 2008
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J.D. Vance

The next senator from the great state of Ohio
J.D. Vance has no correlation to Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
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Jackassery Degree (J.D.)

A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.
On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).
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J.D. Vance

To masturbate using an inanimate object not made for the purpose of masturbation, such as a couch.
That one guy in “American PieJ.D. Vanced a pie.
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J.D. Vance

A verb, to masturbate using an inanimate object not intended for self-pleasure, such as a couch
In a famous 1999 film, a sexually frustrated high school student J.D. Vances a pie.
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