Theorem stating that there is some truth to every "j/k."
Every time somebody claims to be joking, one knows that part (if not all) of what they say is actually true.
Every time somebody claims to be joking, one knows that part (if not all) of what they say is actually true.
(the Absolute Theorem of J/K in practice)
Person 1: Hey, man. what are you doing?
Person 2: Talking crap about you to other people and being the most hypocritical friend in the world. j/k. Not much.
Person 1: Hey, man. what are you doing?
Person 2: Talking crap about you to other people and being the most hypocritical friend in the world. j/k. Not much.
by reinix March 20, 2009
Get the Absolute Theorem of J/Kmug. You create your magnum opus early on in your potential career, however your utterly unable to ever create anything new that even comes close to the height your magnum opus has set the bar, so you settle down for a while and sit atop the pile of money that your magnum opus has made you for a few years until the percieved utter failure to live up to yourself causes your lonely ass to get bitter. So bitter in fact that you decide it's a great idea to take those feelings to social media and turn them loose on someone or something. You climb up on a soapbox you have no personal stake in climbing on top of nor any right to be on. You take this to a level in which your figurative or literal P.R. manager has a figurative heart attack and or quits and then you dig yourself into a hole so deep that the people who helped you bring your magnum opus to life in one way or another are no longer comfortable associating themselves or their work with you any longer. Not denying your part in it of course but no longer associating with you nonetheless. In the end you've succeeded in tarnishing your P.R., your livelihood, and what's left of your potential career for something you have no personal stake in, no real gain from, no real knowledge of, and no reason or right to tarnish your P.R. livelihood or your potential career over.
by YuriHimura June 11, 2021
Get the Pulled a J. K. Rowlingmug. these two may have been separated once but came back again stronger than ever. Usually one is talking to someone else at the time but with time anything can happen, if these two got together they would be a power couple 💑 with time anything can happen. If this is you and someone else give some time and see what happens
by isitasign October 17, 2020
Get the J and Kmug. J and K Gambit, also known as Jammu Kashmir Gambit, is a type of gambit in chess that is played when only few seconds are left for the opponent. The player who has more time sacrifices his pieces in a totally unexpected way so as to throw the opponent off guard and eventually the opponent loses by running out of time. This was first played by an Indian comedian, Samay Raina in one of his live streams. He is the winner of comicstaan season 2 which was aired on Amazon.
by GreedyVD June 23, 2020
Get the J and K Gambitmug. Something Ariana Grande once said in a tweet from September 27, 2018, in which she was retweeting herself.
by shedoesntgohere January 13, 2021
Get the j fucking kmug. A phonetical form of j/k meaning just kidding. Often used in common day speech to make fun of the word j/k.
by Carter SN October 2, 2005
Get the j slash kmug. by B00uWhore696 September 25, 2011
Get the J to the Kmug.