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json-conjecture

A postulation that the number of platonic forms being uncountable is the last falsifiable statement in mathematics.
Json-conjecture = injecture.

If the number of json-conjectures (platonic forms) is proven to be uncountable; mathematics will have been proven real.
by metawave September 6, 2020
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jsonify

To Jsonify:
To transform data into JavaScript Object Notation.
Useful for people born before 1990.
Hey - we don't use unstructured data here. Please jsonify before payloading. (see Payloading)
by MiguelAzevedo September 24, 2020
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Json

A military run AI that works in tandem with sky net and pandora to control the metadata and mind control processes through blockchain and mentalists used for precognitive apocalypse prevention and to synchronize the new world order billionaires and drug dealers to everyday citizens to take back our control over society with invisible activism.
Json just personified me and got to hang out with celebrities until I got home and found $857,000.00 in cash on my living room floor with a quarterly tax receipts so all my taxes are paid and he ever did my laundry.
by TzarofJustins August 10, 2023
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JSonic

A disturbed 30-something year old man who is infamous online for repeatedly having sex with his Sonic the Hedgehog plush toy for over 20 years. JSonic has been unemployed for his entire life, lives off welfare and his parents allowance, and is absolutely filthy refusing to clean his room or take a shower for LITERAL YEARS. Truely the lowest degenerate scum on the internet.
"JSonic is one of the most disgusting people on the internet."
by RealKrimsonKatt January 20, 2024
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JSonic

A 30-something year old man who is infamous on the internet for repeatedly having sex with his Sonic the Hedgehog plush toy every day for OVER 20 YEARS. He has never been employed in his life, lives with his parents, lives off welfare, and refuses to shower or clean his room for LITERAL YEARS. Truely one of the most degenerate individuals on the internet.
"JSonic might just be the most disgusting individual on the entire internet."
by RealKrimsonKatt January 20, 2024
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json justice

Json justice is when dating or married to a accuser a verbally abusive person ..u blow thier mind by being even more of a hateful back stabbing lying untrustful sneak ..examples are trading thier family farm truck for things that u know they wont want you to have ..b) finally making a json pay for his crimes against you...c) a pleasure achieved from showing a jason that this is what getting even is really posed to be like ..d) watching a person cry because all the years of abuse you took from a json they never saw u being able to hurt them this much..e)knowing u loved someone who deatroyed you and getting even in ways that seem extremely harsh
Iv engaged in json justice hope he is ready for all that he deserves..
by Left4dead July 3, 2024
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JsonAsAsset

JsonAsAsset is a unreal engine plugin
Have you heard of JsonAsAsset?
by tector June 3, 2024
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