Italian Olive Press

Also the Tandem Olive Press
This is a sexual position where the man is seated on a toilet while the woman is sitting on his lap facing him. They are having sex while both are defecating, the woman doing so between the man's legs. A good position for those who aren't satisfied with the blumpkin.

Kate: Mary has been the bathroom a long time, what's taking her so long?
John: She is in there with Steve, probably getting an Italian Olive Press.

by Rlpt spangle May 26, 2009

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Handsome Italian

"Panzer Batallion" misheard in Sabaton's song "Panzer Batallion".

"Death in the shape of a Handsome Italian"

by ave_scientia January 15, 2019

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Italian Jizz

Sara's favourite substance. Luca's the supplier. Don't tell Dave.

Sara what's that on your pants?
Oh, it's just Pasta Sauce
Julia and Zoe *synchronised*: ITALIAN JIZZ

by CESARSABITCH May 24, 2019

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italian isolation

to be in a small shower naked with 4 italian girls while they wash eachother

"what did you guys do last night?"

"oh just some italian isolation."

by el fen August 18, 2009

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Italian snow

Parmesan cheese.

Hey Olive Garden waiter, hook me up with some of that Italian snow.

by Oddlylargeballs November 24, 2021

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Italian Nigger Annihilation

Shoving a whole pizza, folded into the shape of a taco, into your ass, then having it rammed as deep as possible by a giant black dick, followed by the addition of his "special sauce".

My grandma was pissing me off, so I made her feel the wrath of Italian Nigger Annihilation.

by madwookiee February 3, 2015

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