Irvine

Land of endless traffic signals. middle age hags with too too much makeup who give you the finger as they cut out in front of you in traffic in their piece of shit cars. pushy stinky asians that ask if they can cut in front of you in the checkout line at the store or get you to pump their gas for them because they dont know how to work the pumps. high prices in the stores. bad bad restaurants. too many cops, more garbage trucks and hauling trucks tan you have ever seen, hogging the road and locking up traffic, home of the most dangerous freeway in the country, 405. way more mexicans and blacks than any resident will ever admit to. huge packs of loser bike riders wearing ridiculous day glow clown suits trying to take up the entire right lanes of traffic. has a manpurse crisis that is rapidly approaching critical levels, and is being ignored by the residents at their own peril. on the fast track to becomming known as baja santa ana.

man i had to go to irvine today and got stuck in traffic behind a bunch of stinky garbage trucks on the 405. there was an accident on the freeway when an asian in a mercedes ran into some hag in a bmw. when I got off the freeway I almost ran over a bunch of clown people on bikes coming out of the jamba juice parking lot into the right lane. man irvine sucks.

by irvinesucks June 27, 2010

irvine

Normally skinny rednecks are named Irvine sometimes goes by "irv" smells like shit and is annoying as hell. Judge them by how white they are

"You seen irvine?"
"yeah he's lookin like a ghost"

by donkey321 May 16, 2014

Irvine

A small midget who is good at many things and has a sidekick called a 'Midget G'

You are a Irvine

by Day bob April 23, 2019

Irvine

Is an amazing person who is good at many things is very strong too. :-)

He was one good Irvine

by Day bob June 12, 2019

Irvine

Hot guy w curly hair that plays soccer and is very loving and caring. He has a sense of style aka drip and is a big Playboi carti fan

Irvine is such a hottie

by Sahajeheenebghe July 22, 2019

Irvine Vegan

When someone is vegan, but not 100% of the time, usually due to intense craving of cheese.

-Hey, I thought you were vegan?

-Sometimes - I’m an Irvine Vegan.

-Oohhh I gotcha

by Epileptic_ March 1, 2020

Irvine Welsh

1) Famous Scottish writer best known for his novel, "Trainspotting".

2) Synonymous with "mondo-awesome", or "maximo funnage".

Yo, we wuz all at Brette'z place lazt nizzite. Dat shiznit was totally Irvine Welsh, couzin.

by rainbow chicken July 29, 2006