Golden irrigation

To urinate in someone's anus during anal intercourse.

Man are those two doin golden irrigation?! Dude!

by alistairtwoandahalf July 3, 2008

vampiric irrigation

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.

Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.

by gs1994 March 2, 2009

we irritating

literally nO meaning
we irritating whether we're happy or sad, dumb or stupid, we just irritating..

friend: i just got fired...
me:we irritating 😂😂😂

by twittermemes__ March 20, 2019

colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.

Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

irritation

A large amount of annoyance.

Person 1: Leave me alone.

Person 2: Wow. Talk about irritation.

by Rahah. March 1, 2007

Irritating mug

An extremely annoying person. Also used in multiplayer online gaming for a person who is blocking you.

Tom is such an irritating mug. Yeah, tell me about it, total mug...

Hey, baconhair! Get out of my way, you irritating mug, I'm trying to shoot AngryHamster66

by The real Esky June 27, 2020

Irrational Parenting

When parents support their children to spend an obscene number of hours memorizing the digits of irrational numbers like √2, π, and e, so that they can out-parrot others in a contest, and win some medals or prizes for their “irrational” feats of memory.

Based on recent newspaper reports, irrational parenting seems to be rising in Singapore, especially among immigrants from India and Burma—the perceived paranoia to make an entry into the Singapore Book of Records has never been so strong among the “human parrots.”

by Fasters November 22, 2022