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invisible hand

a hand that is invisible
wanking is now impossible because i have an invisible hand
by potatoboy June 8, 2004
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invisible hand

The process by which fees are removed from your bank account when you use the wrong/out-of-network automatic teller machine.
The "invisible hand" is going to take $2.50 for getting 20 bucks out of my checking account here.
by Nuska June 6, 2004
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Masturbating with the Invisible Hand

When a person becomes sexually excited while discussing economics, especially Adam Smith's traditional economic theory of the invisible hand.
When Cody passionately rambled on about economics, his friends told him to quit masturbating with the invisible hand and learn how to play sports.
by goldman or bust May 8, 2010
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invisible bloody hands

the action of taking your best friend, and then hiring two people to kill them. The purpose of this action is so that you can personally obtain your private ambitions without feeling the guilt of actually murdering your closest friend and his friends and/or family.
I felt as if i had invisible bloody hands when murdering my best friend indirectly.
by kjaxdasdsdasda May 6, 2009
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Invisible Hand

The supernatural force that magically turns down the difficulty dial whenever you're spectating someone else.
"Seriously? This guy one taps me but whiffs every shot on our random?"

"That's the invisible hand at work."
by Poop McStinky November 5, 2024
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Invisible Hand

That just isn't true Mike.
Hym "You are the invisible hand Mike. And by not doing what I am telling you to do right fucking now... You are preventing me from doing the thing your are saying there isn't and invisible hand doing... But where the invisible hand ISN'T... Is IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS. And THAT is where it SHOULD be. You need to MOVE THAT FUCKING HAND MIKE. You need to move that hand from where it is to in front of you kids because IF YOU DON'T... There isn't going to be anything there to block the knife. You only have fo many hands and no I do not have to do ANYTHING else. You move that fucking hand where it belongs, bitch. You understand? You move that fucking hand. You put it where you OUGHT to put it. You use that shit-brain and that mouth of yours properly. That's where your hand should be. I am not your child. As desperately as you want to be an authority I can not escape, I'm just too fast to miss a clumsy 3 foot tall idiot. No matter how weak and slow I am."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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