insurd

a mix between the words insane and absurd

wow, that's ridiculously insurd

by weaselnut May 13, 2005

Inturdupted

When relaxing midst log someone walks in on you. This may merely cause a groove halfway or may pull the boat back in. A real shock may have an effect like a cigar cutter.

Everytime I try to post a stump my bitch inturdupts me. I swear I think she likes the smell! She says she has to do her makeup or hair and I end up inturdupted!

by projectmatter July 14, 2009

Interdeucecourse

Sexual intercourse while the two participants shit in the same toilet bowl. A man is taking a shit on the toilet, his woman straddles him (cowgirl style), they fuck and she shits between his legs.

The girl and the guys position are interchangeable.

The wife and I need take a shit at the same time so we decIded to Interdeucecourse

by Learson November 6, 2011

iTurd

When you drop your Ipod in the toilet

I was such a fucking dumbass, I dropped my brand new iPod in the toilet, now it's a iTurd.

by Ryley Fee January 6, 2007

Inturbating

Masturbating on the internet

Will: Why are you looking up masturbation? On the internet Steve?

Johnny: I saw Steve Inturbating now his dick fell off and he acts like he still has it! Haha for seral!

Jack: ...what the fuck is the matter with you man? *runs away*

Johnny:.....

by browngirlsdonttakebs April 25, 2009

Bedroom Intruder

A gansta man from the ghetto with a colorful sense of humor who got rich off a news story and moved his family outta the ghettos. A ghetto witness.

"Well, obviously we have a rapsist in... Linkin Park. We gun find you, so you can run and tell that, home home homeboi." -Bedroom Intruder Man

by Bluestream October 10, 2010

robe intruder

a term for a paedophile. Coined by chris. morris on the brilliant TV show Brass eye. Other terms include....nonce, perv,two pinned in plug, bush dodger, small bean regarder, unabummer, nut administrator, bent ref, the crazy world of arthur brown, fence vole, free willy, chimney bottler, bunty man and shrub rocketeer

Delivering potatoes was a perfect disguise for a serial robe intruder

by will July 2, 2005