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fulltime internet homo

Pretty much just Daniel Howell.
This happens when you „meant“ to say fulltime internet hobo....
„I quit COLLEGE to become a fulltime internet homo, I MEAN HOBO. Gosh.“
by Strange Phangirl April 23, 2018
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internet hoarder

Noun: one who frequently has 10+ tabs open whilst surfing the internet.
Even though Phil had 9 websites open that he wanted to check out, he continued finding other pages to open and to save for later and thus became known as an "internet hoarder."
by Fazman July 10, 2011
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Internet hound

A person who uses resources such as search engines and online databases to find wanted information or media for people, such as trivia, songs and videos.
"Hey, what was that song on the radio you liked again?"

"Dunno, i'll get an internet hound to find it again for me."
by RJ-Pilot October 16, 2008
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Internet Hobby

When using the internet becomes so much a part of your daily life IRL that you start forming preferences to the things you enjoy doing on the internet.

It is your new life, therefore it gets its own hobbies.
My Internet Hobby(s): Learning about food on wikipedia, watching videos of cute animals, reading fetish news and window-shopping on ebay.
by Randomflyingpigeons May 19, 2014
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Internet Hobo

A person who regularly bums around on the internet with no real goal or purpose.

A typical troll could fit into this category, however they would be the kind of hobo that's always asking for money at the shops.
Darcy: "Oi man, whatya up to?"

Me: "Not a lot. Just being an Internet Hobo."

James: "Did you talk to Jake last night?"

Darcy: "Yeah, he was just Net Bumming."
by IckBinEinPirate July 24, 2011
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Internet Hot

Internet hot is the term used when you see a person online whom everybody will say is hot (cute, pretty, etc.) but really isn't, they are just hot enough for certain weirdo's to become "excited" over, on the Internet but not in a real life situation.
Swaggy Justin Bieber look-alike: Ayee girl ur sooo beautiful !! u hav the prettyest eyes evr !!! want 2 txt nd trade pix???
Regular guy: Pshhh.. Internet hot. Never would bang her in the real world.
by MOOS April 22, 2013
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Internet Hotdog

Girl 1: John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it a good one?

Girl 1: I'd say he's at least a 10 inches
by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015
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