No pun intended

Pun intended. (and now acknowledged)

Jack: "At least the farmer made it back to his roots. No pun intended."

Jill: "There's no chance that pun was unintentional."

Jack: "Yeah, I know. I just instantly feel like an annoying asshole."

Jill: "Good, you should."

by placeholderhandle June 22, 2015

smash intended

Used mostly by urban white teenage males - used to acknowledge a horrific situation turned into a positive outlook

Teen 1: man, see that car crash? the chic driving the car died, but she had a nice ass

Teen 2: Smash Intended

by bill_guitar_calicali December 7, 2006

You are not the intended recipient

A term used to freindzone someone by conveying that they are not the person who should receive their love. This is usually said in disdain towards the other person.

I'm sorry, but you are not the intended recipient of my love.

by EternityIsGay February 1, 2019

pun intended

An expression to clarify the use of a pun in a previous statement. Most often employed when a speaker does not trust his audience to recognize the pun on its own.

A pun is its own reword (pun intended).

by Glest January 31, 2010

Was not intended to be a factual statement

... is the credo of the republican party! The GOP intentionally tells blatant lies and, when caught, responds with their national credo. "This remark was not intended to be a factual statement"

GOP: The world is made up of 98% dead babies!
Person With Brains: That is just not even close to being true!
GOP: Well... That remark was not intended to be a factual statement.
PWB: Then why did you say it?
GOP: We never expected to get caught!
PWB: Then it is a blatant lie!
GOP: Sure, if you look at it that way. We conservatives don't see things that way.
PWB: Um... Yeah... a lie!

by JGuy The Great! May 2, 2011

no pun intended

1. the act of discovering a pun by sheer coincidence and announcing the find.

2. the act of deliberately making a pun and feeling embarassed that it can't be taken back

person 1: wait....haha! get it? no pun intended!
person 2: stop lying: you said that on purpose.

by dan trainor March 22, 2007

no pun intended

something you say when you attempt to make a joke with a pun and no one laughs at it.

person 1- ray william johnson is retarded

person 2- yea, he's raytarded.

*cricket chirps*

person 2- no pun intended.

by eggcorn July 23, 2011