self-inflicted testicular incident

A usually accidental self-inflicted injury to the groin area.

He suffered the worst self-inflicted testicular incident in his life.

by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019

inflicted

to cause pain by self or by others

Morgan had broken bones inflicted by Rex.

by ジャック July 27, 2010

Idolic Failtuery

When one person holds another person so dear to them, and virtually worships them. Would probably kill for them-
however they are to blind sighted or refuse to observe the other person could give a shit less about them.
Applies to all sexual orientations.

One: "Oh-h, look what I made for Susy today! I hope she'll love it...she will love it right? Oh god maybe I should buy something to. That way maybe when I wave at her in the hallway she'll actually look at me!"
Two: " You my friend are full of Idolic Failtuery."

by Hakii January 22, 2009

Self inflicted complaint blockage

The reluctance to report a serious work issue for fear that those reading or hearing the complaint will view the issue as petty. The complainant fears that he or she will be viewed forevermore as a sniveling weasel. The result is that the issue will remain unresolved until it takes on another unrelated dimension that is extremely damaging to the workplace. At this point, another worker will report the original complaint and will be given full credit for saving the company.

Worker 1: "I think that we have to let people in HR know what Stacey and Ed have been up to. She's getting away with murder. She's using him, he's letting her and both of them are married anyway."

Worker 2: "There's no way I'm going to bring up favoritism and their adolescent extramarital dalliances to HR."

Worker 1: "Self inflicted complaint blockage?"

Worker 2: "You got it."

by Cirdellin January 15, 2010

Inflicted

To be in a sorry or beat up condition etc.
For example, to have an inflicted head is to be retarded etc.

He's got such an inflicted head.

by Judge dredd7 December 4, 2011

self inflicted theft

Self inflicted theft is most likely to occur when people don't take the basic steps to secure valuable property, almost encouraging thieves to commit acts that relieve owners of property.

There's been a rash of break-ins and thefts of expensive vehicles in Snobsville as they sit unused in COVID, doors unlocked, valuables and key fob in plain sight. Somehow I think these stupid owner share responsibility for the thefts they bring on themselves as they commit acts of self inflicted theft.

by ribick June 28, 2020

Inoticed

An absolute idiot who meant to say “I noticed” but has the iq of a rock and doesn’t know what a space bar is.

Person 1: inoticed you were on your period today
Person 2: stfu

by Jackie hills January 13, 2021