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Oral Incontinence

When one simply cannot cease to let the shit flow out of their oral cavity. Internal thoughts made external.
Rogelio: Damn. That girl got a hairy asshole!

Martha: Ay Dios mío- Rogelio has oral incontinence!
by ROLLCALL6969 October 3, 2022
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weaponized incontinence

A more insidious form of weaponized incompetence wherein lack of voluntary control over urination or defecation is wielded with the intent to manipulate others in one's selfish interest.
Old dude: "Come downstairs and hand me the goddamn remote. It's on the chair right there."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."
by smacky.jack July 2, 2023
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Moral Incontinence

n. Condition of someone having morals, possibly even very fine ones, but tending to leak or spill them at times, often under the influence of alcohol or other substances. Creates an offensive, embarrassing odour and requires washing.

Some would argue that those who display moral incontinence don't actually have morals any more but merely remember them well.
That prank in the nightclub was another fine display of moral incontinence.

I'm afraid that over the years the dear Captain has become morally incontinent.
by Cotedor July 28, 2009
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incuntinent

a medical condition causing one to urinate instead of ejaculate during sexual intercourse
spicer was getting really fed up with dave. she thought he was taking the piss not realising he was incuntinent
by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003
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Inconfident

A mixture of being wimpy and lacking self-esteem. Incompetent, incontinent and..."not, confident."
Thom: Dude, don't be inconfident.
DeMarco: I'm not, I'm not...I'm just...
Thom: See?!
DeMarco: You're right. I'm inconfident.
Thom: Inconfident.
DeMarco: Completely inconfident.
by Spli©e August 24, 2014
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incontinentia buttocks

“He has a wife you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.”
by I.E.I. Industries September 3, 2023
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Incuntinent

A persons inability to cease being a cunt.

Adjective

1. Unable to suppress leakage and/or physical evacuations of cuntishness;

2. Incapable of retaining the fact they are a cunt.
3. Inadequate self-control & restraint, especially against the urge to be a cunt.

Related: Incuntinence, incuntinency, uncuntrollable
'Some people get really incuntinent when they've had a few too many'

'Have you always been this incuntinent or is this a recent affliction?'
by StuntMum October 13, 2018
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