Garage ass

An Anus stretched out enough to park a car in.

Bruce has a bad case of garage ass since the fleet is in port!

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Parking Garage

To engage in sexual behavior

"Do you want to Parking Garage?"
"We we're Parking Garaging last night"
"Let's Parking Garage on the Parking Garage"

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 August 5, 2018

Garage Sesh

1 a night of bicycle (or some times motorcycle) maintenance usually involving beer.

2 a night in the garage on the pretence of fixing things but where very little gets done except drinking beer.

“Dude, that garage sesh got messy last night. Yeah, fuck all got fixed, I drank All the beer and fell off my bike on the way home!”

by Minty666 August 1, 2020

Garage Queen

A rarely driven car that is in mint or near mint condition, is only driven in fair weather (no rain/snow), and is kept in the garage, usually washed and waxed, under a cover.

That guy's car is a garage queen, the only time you'll see it out is if there isn't a cloud in the sky.

by noles9399 October 30, 2008

Garage Beers

The act of drinking beer in your garage because it is your last foothold of freedom in your house. Usually with your drinking buddies, cigarettes and good music.

I thought I would go over to TDub's after work tonight for some garage beers, maybe go out later.

by TDub December 22, 2014

Schlong garage

1. An inviting vagina.
2. A familiar vagina where one can safely park a schlong.

You guys stay out, but I'm going home early. Why spend more money when I can go work that schlong garage back home?

by Delores Spomoni March 1, 2009

future garage

A term used to refer to music that's perceived as taking dubstep back to its roots in UK garage (particularly 2-step) while also mixing in elements from other genres, such as IDM, hip-hop and trip-hop. See also: post-dubstep and wonky.

Notable artists who could be described as future garage include Burial, Joy Orbison, FaltyDL and James Blake.

by cheeky_cunt March 22, 2011