Ivornese

Ivornese, not to be confused with ivoronics which is more formally known as white bred ebonics, is not the equivalent of white-bred ebonics, but a completely separate dialect. It is believed to have originated in the era of Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer, which begot the phrase "Too Legit to Quit." Ivornese takes about every word that's not meant to be shortened, and shortens it, to something irritating and ridiculous. Ivornese is not an expansive dialect, because the majority of it is comprised by words overused and beaten to death. Words such as legit, probs (probably), totes (totally), sketch (sketchy), watevs (whatever), etc. In addition to shortening words that don't need to be shortened, the remainder of Ivornese is comprised of heinously overused words that people have become so accustomed to saying they don't even realize when they say it (this decades new 'like'). Examples include: FAIL! (Throw some D's on it maybe?), win, bro, epic, ghetto (for everything with a little dust on it), etc.

An ivornese conversation:
Ex#1)Hey girl! I'll totes be there to pick you up in mah swaggerwagon! Probs 'round 8!

Friend: Not the swaggerwagon! That car is so ghetto with its sticky cup holders and such!

Ex#2) Damn! I forgot to ask for mustard on my sandwich!

Friend: FAIL!

by DiscoveryZone May 16, 2011

imporntant

Porn that absolutely needs to be viewed. By everyone.

"Man I missed 'Black In The Saddle' the other night."
"Are you kidding me- that shit's imporntant!"

by Kirkt November 20, 2007

Imporntant

A word used when you don't do something because you want to go masturbate.

I would love to go see a movie, but I have something more imporntant to do.

by Pee-Wizzle July 13, 2012

Imone

Imone is a smart, radiant young girl. She is a great friend who is constantly smiling, but beware when she is mad, there would be a fire in her eyes that could burn a hole in anyone's soul. While she is an extroverted woman, she does need a moment to herself every now and then. Imone's tend to have great asses and know how to use them to their advantage, when swinging her hips no man can keep their eyes off her. While loving junk food and having movie marathons with her friends she also has a strong connection to animals. Imone is a wonderfully adventurous woman that would never say no to a fun night out.

I wish Imone was my girlfriend.

by The Witchy Queen February 9, 2019

iPorn

Porn stored on your iPod.

iPorn. 1,000 pornstars in your pocket.

by supr598 January 9, 2008

imoron

The people that stood in line for hours, paid for a phone that is locked into ATT signed a 2 year contract and paid 600 for the phone!!!!

Dude, have you seen the new Apple Phone that Steve got? Yeah, he paid $600 for it too, what an iMoron.

by GregJJ September 17, 2007

iPorn-ing

Verb. To engage in sexual activity while watching porn on an iPad.

James: Look at that couple on that balcony, they're totally iporn-ing!

by Mepa February 9, 2010