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immediate

(v.) to come to or declare a position or standpoint instantly or spontaneously; to rush to; to jump to a conclusion
He immediated the conclusion that Obama is a communist because he past the Affordable Health Care Act, a somewhat socialist based bill.

Don't immediate conclusions. When you do that most of the time, you don't have enough evidence for which to found it on.
by Jenf Lopz November 2, 2014
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immediate ejection

Noun.

The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.
Murdoch was an immediate ejection from the Prince George Hotel.

They just recognized him right away and tossed his ass - he didn't even know what for!
by Looger November 1, 2007
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immediate reaction

When you don't expect something and you quickly do the opposite to what you were doing within a second
Immediate reaction is when you put your hand in boiling water and your put your hand out within a second
by Bungar March 12, 2017
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immediate fear

It's when you think you could do something, then immediately realise how much you lack confidence to do it
"I thought I could do it man, but then, I was stuck with immediate fear"
by Ariaxia_TwT🤔 March 1, 2023
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Immediate Likeage

Immediate Likeage (n): When a friend posts a status update, photo, relationship status, etc, and you like it within an embarrassingly short amount of time, marking yourself permanently as some sort of Facebook stalker.
Facebook Newsfeed:

Gina Ferguson and Nicholas Sullivan are in a relationship.

(47 seconds later) Mallory Peterson likes this.

Gina: Good lord. Cool it with the immediate likeage.

Mallory: Sorry, my Facebook stalking threshold is high today.
by malexb714 September 20, 2011
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immediate gratification

Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.
If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.
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immediate family

Immediate family - the ability to be able to stay married to the same jerk for the duration, so that you children will be able to say the goodbyes at funerals showings when a loved one passes on.
Only a jerk would tell a grandchild that they can watch their grandmother suffer for months then not allow them to attend the viewing as it is for immediate family only.
by vanlaf July 5, 2007
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