Imaginary friend

An imaginary friend is NOT the result of mental impairment. Actually, those with an imaginary friend are frequently smarter than most people (two brains in one). It's someone who is always with you, thus you are never alone. He knows you, your greatest desires and your flaws. So he usually judges you... but also the others around you. He comes often when you feel alone and need some help, or need to talk but have nobody trustworthy. An imaginary friend is really helpful, I advise you to try ! But pay attention, if your friend is comic, to not laugh too loud. People could think you're strange, even if it is a good thing, they're not really tolerant.

PS : Never let someone tell you he is not real, “Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” (JKR)

My imaginary friend is Sirius Black, so he never died and is ALWAYS with me.

by Sidocali September 15, 2016

Imaginary Lat Syndrome

The imaginary sensation of having huge latissimus dorsi muscles or "lats". ILS for short.

a meathead who walks with his arms away from his body in an effort to look like a bodybuilder, when in fact they do not resemble one.
he's got Imaginary Lat Syndrome

by OJs other glove December 20, 2008

Imaginary Girlfriend

A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.

Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.

by Long June 22, 2005

Dodge Imagine

A fictitious automobile owned by people who don't own a car and/or are incapable of driving.

Annie: Hey, let's go out for pizza.
Bob: Sure, I'll come right over to pick you up in my Dodge Imagine.

by Rand0969 February 19, 2009

Imagine Dragons

Imagine Dragons is an Indie Rock band from Las Vegas, Nevada. They're a rather new band, and you might have heard their songs It's Time, Radioactive, Demons, etc.~ They're fresh and quickly rising to fame. If you haven't already heard of them, you will soon.

Vocals: Dan Reynolds
Bass: Ben McKee
Guitarist: Wayne Sermon
Drummer: Dan Platzman

*Man is jamming out on his headphones*
Woman: "What are you listening to?"
Man: "Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my ears having orgasms and my entire body wanting to erupt in dance."
Woman: "You could have just said you were listening to Imagine Dragons.."

by ImagineDragonsPro January 1, 2013

ILS (imaginary "lats" syndrome)

when someone who is obviosly NOT a body builder is walking with their arms way out beside them and their chest jammed out.

Whats with dickhead?
Oh, he thinks he's tough.
Looks like someones got ILS (Imaginary Lats Syndrom.)

by noster April 30, 2004

Imagine dragons

a pick up line of universal power

guy to girl "hey do u like imagine dragons?"
girl "yeah i do actually!"
guy "imagine draggin' deez balls on ur face tonight"

by a VERY fucking educated person February 18, 2019