ILS 

It means I Love Sex

Yo i went to the club and this girl was screaming #ILS

ILS by barbbeee March 12, 2023

ils 

ils to swim with a shark

I went ils meaning I went swimming with a shark

ils by creatorofwords😜 February 5, 2025

ILS (imaginary "lats" syndrome)

when someone who is obviosly NOT a body builder is walking with their arms way out beside them and their chest jammed out.

Whats with dickhead?
Oh, he thinks he's tough.
Looks like someones got ILS (Imaginary Lats Syndrom.)

ILS (imaginary "lats" syndrome) by noster April 30, 2004

Weav'ils 

Occurs when a young woman, usually of Caribbean descent, is visibly affronted by the splendour of another female's, far superior, hair weave. This variety of 'do-envy will result in long & hard stares, emenating from the unfortunate, embarrassed woman, with the less impressive weave.

"Dat slack hoochie tink she good. Me gwan cot me eye at 'er", thought La'Shonda, before shooting weav'ils across the crowded Brixton bus.

Weav'ils by schnauzer-time! July 3, 2008

ilshitmpatr 

l laughed so hard i threw my phone across the room

Bro this video is so funny ilshitmpatr

ilshitmpatr by dbs3272globeabb October 27, 2022

Archbishop Ilsley 

The teachers are all nobs bar Mr Rees and Mr Jones they're calm. However chris corrigan is a cumstain who needs to be shat on in his sleep, prick deffo has a vibrator he uses in his office when he's bored and his missus hasn't left him yet cus she's scared he'll hit the stellas.

Archbishop ilsley was a good school until Corrigan got promoted

Archbishop Ilsley by Corrigans a w*nker November 24, 2021

ILSHMSFOAIDMT 

I laughed so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco

dude, that joke was so funny ILSHMSFOAIDMT

ILSHMSFOAIDMT by phailness September 19, 2010