Ilan

Ilans are grainy mother fuckers who jerk off and are liked by only themselves. They also choose hoes over bro's.

Ilan is definitely texting H right now.

by Ilan's mother December 13, 2021

Ilan

It is a person who doesn't get bitches and likes geography and history.

OMG, this guy is such an Ilan. I am gonna KYS.

by Mancetov prijatelj May 7, 2022

Ilan

A cool kid who’s dead now.

Oh boy, you are ilan!

by High definition intelligence September 12, 2022

Ilan

Ilan has the N-word pass

Ilan called this fat ass black monkey a "nigro"

by OsherTheBlackChild June 4, 2023

Ilan

Someone who is a BHENCHOD

Dont be a "ilan" around a sister

by PatelfromGujerat December 26, 2023

Ilan Crane Fly

Mistaken for a spider, this gassy little fellah is sometimes spotted in the outer band of tress around China. A few were found in the Gobi Desert in Mongolia. The most interesting part of this creature is it's ability to fucking die. Yes, this creature can die at the drop of a hat, provided that the hat is on fucking fire. This animal is dead.

Look at that, it's dead.
Must be an Ilan Crane Fly

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

Ilan Ramon BBYO

This chapter was named in honor of the first Israeli astronaut, Ilan Ramon, who perished with the rest of the crew aboard Space Shuttle Columbia in a re-entry accident above southern Texas in 2003 - may he rest in peace. This is where the most fun, spontaneous, friendliest, and coolest cats are at. It's the hottest chapter of all of North Florida Region BBYO, and will be the best of the best when they conquer the world. So don't be surprised when you are pledging allegiance to Ilan Ramon BBYO Chapter #5378 of Oviedo.

"Hey, have you seen those Ilan Ramon BBYO kids lately?"

"Yeaahh, they are the most rad chapter I've ever seen!"

by andweallfalldown February 23, 2010