Idaho Potato Sack

A sexual act or punishment in which the male punches himself in the testicles until they swell up to two or three times their actual size and tea bags the recipient unforgivably. The act is not complete until the victim blacks out or receives serious facial wounds.

Mike- "Jake stole my Reese's peanut butter cups yesterday. If i'm not mistaken i'd say he was asking for an Idaho potato sack."

Aaron- "Dude not worth the pain."

Mike- "I wont stop until this punk looses an eye or needs re constructive facial surgery."

by Perny October 28, 2009

Idaho

1. Place where you will feel welcome in only because the people who've lived there forever are too polite to tell you to get the hell out of their state and go back to fuckin' California

Idaho: Don't move here.

by Cal E. Hater August 3, 2009

Idaho

IDAHO

Ingredients: Californians, contains less than 2% of the following--Idahoans.

Welcome to Idaho. Now Go Home.

by makmillion December 11, 2011

Idaho pocket pussy

When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.

Fred loves the Idaho pocket pussy. But now the grocery store is sold out of potatoes.

by Lord Pignuts February 19, 2009

Idaho Skid Mark

When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the woman loses bowel control. The incident goes unnoticed and results in one or more large fecal matter stains on the bedsheet.

Joey: "I don't know what happened. I drilled her like an oil rig but when she got up, there were poo streaks on the sheets!"

Einstein: "The fabled Idaho Skid Mark..."

by mcfatchick October 22, 2010

The Idaho Joe

When one takes their purple-headed love warrior and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes for their lover to lick off.

(See also The Loaded Idaho Joe)

Damn...If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, I would have given her The Idaho Joe. Pass me the mashed potatoes.

by Schmidt-Dogg & Alejandra R. October 1, 2007

Hailey Idaho

Chronic blazing capital of Idaho.

lets go to Hailey Idaho so we can smoke some dank bud with the fly cats.

by Conbomb December 16, 2010