ITM Wednesday

An excuse to drink on a weekday. When ur major is such a joke drinking is the most complicated math you do

Andrew- “ are you coming to itm Wednesday

Kyle- “ hell yeah man”
Kyle -“I’m not going to drink tho”
Kyle -*drinks*

by Ayeeevw December 10, 2018

In the Mao (ITM)

To be 'in the mao' means to be in. This could include getting in with a girl or a guy. Additionally, itm can also be used as a synonym for 'sick' or can be used when you do something cool (scoring a goal in soccer).

"bro, he's in the mao with Jennifer"

*scores a basket in basketball* "INNN THE MAO"

"dude are you itm with her?"
"It means in the mao (itm)"
"OHHH yeah dude im itm"

by thej-fresh October 15, 2015

Insert the Meat (ITM)

Insert the Meat is a phrase that refers to slipping your "meat" aka cock, penis, slong into a poosie, thus ITM.

I would really like to insert the meat (ITM) into that hot clone over there.

by CP November 19, 2004

itmt

itmt simply means, in the mean time.

'ill talk to you itmt'

by sadiekinzziez January 10, 2008

ITMFA

An acronym suggested by a reader of Dan Savage, the online advice columnist of 'Savage Love'. It stands for Impeach The Mother Fucker Already, and was coined as a slogan calling for the impeachment of President George Bush. It was inspired by a typically direct piece of advice delivered by Savage on a radio programme for a caller to DTMFA Dan Savage is also responsible for the popular adoption of the neologism santorum.

I'd love to see a line of bumper stickers and T-shirts bearing that sensible message: ITMFA. We need a shorthand for the obvious — think of the boost to productivity we'd get if we could cut half-hour conversations about Bush to five simple letters! (From the reader's letter to Savage.)

by Michael Byrne February 15, 2006

itmyfb

Stands for "If That Makes You Feel Better". Used against people who are dumb and need to constantly feel better about themselves so they say stupid shit.

Aditya: "Hey Krish, I'm so cool I'm better than everyone, you're a loser"
Krish: "itmyfb :)"

by mobsterlobster5 February 3, 2021

Itma

A lower stage of the Bofa, Ligma, Sugma epidemic. But still very contagious and hard to cure. Must pass it on to cure, or else you may contract one of the higher level diseases.

Can be transfered Physically, Mentally on some Professor X shit, and through The Internet/Social Media.

Sounds like the phrase “Eat My...”

Can be followed up with: Ass, Nuts, Dick, etc.

Patient Suffering from Itma: “Hey bro, I heard you got Itma.”

Victim to disease: “The fuck is itma?”

Patient, now cured of Itma:”Itma Ass Bitch! Trick ass hoe.”

*The Victim now has Itma and will try to spread it to someone else.*

by RIPNINJAJOELGAVEHIMLIGMA July 29, 2018