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I can’t call it

Mike: what’s up Richard?
Richard: I can’t call it, what’s up with you?
by Abdoo Mohd May 15, 2019
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I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE

"I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE, IT'S ALL SUS"
by the when the February 27, 2021
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I can't take it anymore!

When, quite literally, a person is pissed off so bad that they cannot mentally, emotionally, or physically (teehee @ pun) take it anymore.
K': You're such a fuck up. I think you fail at life. You're the biggest loser I've ever met. Your IQ is the equivalent to an apple.

Random Girl: ZOMG I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! STOP INSULTING ME BEFORE I SNIP YOUR BABY CARROT OFF!
by Iconoklastic~ February 24, 2010
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i can't believe it's not butterface

A girl who you think has an unattractive face until you finally see her up close and are pleasantly surprised....
"Joe dude I thought that chick was a fuckin ugly cunt, but she actually had a I can't believe it's not butterface."
by Kyle JC January 13, 2008
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I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore

the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)
Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?

Alex: what

Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.
by tessa{!!!!!} January 4, 2009
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If you can't duck it, then fuck it.

When something just can't ducktape it... then its fucked
If you can't duck it, then fuck it. It's broke.
by Michael-Dale June 28, 2006
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you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
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