Irritable body shock

it’s when you are doing excerises and then you go into shock for a few seconds and you zone out. Feels like time stopping

Omg I was working out and then my body went into irritable body shock

by Birchtreeeater November 16, 2021

Irritable Politician Syndrome

This is when you just want to live your life, but your politicians keep getting upset and making your life a living hell. This condition is similar to Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Like Bowels, politicians always have shit coming out of their mouths. Substitute 'politician' for 'bowel' and you get IPS.

Worker #1:"I'm glad election year is passed. My IPS was about to drive me insane."

Worker #2:"Oh, yeah? You got Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"

Worker #1:"No. Irritable Politician Syndrome. Same symptoms, different assholes."

by IndependentForever November 3, 2009

irritable bow-wow syndrome

A condition in older dogs where they get real grumpy and and get aggravated easily.

My old dog who has continuous arthritic pain is always grumpy and suffers from irritable bow-wow syndrome.

by weasel990 July 11, 2010

irritable scowl syndrome

A common ailment afflicting misanthropic people. Symptoms include dirty looks, sarcasm, belittling and sighs of disgust.

I'm sorry I seem like a bitch, I suffer from irritable scowl syndrome... asshole.

by Slewbert March 16, 2014

irritable money syndrome

when one is so money hungry that they can't stop them self from spontaneously shitting money all over the place. Constant brief cases, plastic bags and rubber bands will have to be used to contain the massive amount of cash originating from the asshole who is showing signs of the disease.

When one is associated with Andrew Lazar, it is a sure bet that one is experiencing irritable money syndrome.

by joey moneyberg March 5, 2014

Irritable Jowl Syndrome

When someone's jaw swings back and forth after going mental on Pills, MDMA, MKAT or Amphetamines.

Check out Paddy's irritable jowl syndrome! He must have necked at least 3 blue Lacosts.

by dawbzylad June 19, 2011

Irritable bowel syndrome

irritable bowel syndrome is a type of person that makes weird sound effects when they are talking and refuses to kiss their boyfriend at the door.

Oh that irritable bowel syndrome she left my man hanging at the door and started squawking while she was telling me about a hike she went on.

by zeebeegeez November 16, 2018