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Ipswich

East Anglia's most MOST SUCCESSFUL football team, by any definition. BTW, 2-0 against the Burnley FC!!!!!
Ipswich Town have finished higher than Norwich City in the league on 25 more occasions.
by djg November 18, 2004
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Ipswich

A very white upper class town in North East Massachusetts. The fun part about the town is that they all pretend they aren't as they drive around with their beemers and suv's their parents bought for them, and then buy again when they smash them. Rampant use of weed, coke and alcohol. "hip" parents let them drink under their supervision. Their obsession with Crane's Beach leaves something to be desired. Totally totally totally self-involved. Believe that any town outside of Ipswich will take 30 minutes to get there, so no one ever leaves. If you don't beleive me, read the other reviews.
Their high school teaches a class where all we learn is why Ipswich is so wonderful, and if they had wanted to could have been the next Boston, because it was that important. FOUR HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
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ipswich

A noun ,mostly a person, meaning that he or she is unlikable or hated. No one likes him or her.
That stupid ipswich is making us write an essay. That ipswich has no friends. You're such an ipswich.
by Gregory Armenian October 17, 2007
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Ipswich

(n.) a beautiful town on the east coast of massachusettes. The town is located right on the coast of the pacific ocean where people gather and spend time generally smoking weed and soaking the sun. There are many reservations located in town where many people from youth to seniors go and take walks while puffing down J's. If your looking for a vacation spot to take some graffites with a bunch of hippies this is the place to be!
Lets go through Ipswich as we smoke this blunt listening to

"high off weed and lots of gin, too much smoke need oxygen"
by aaammmaaannddaa December 26, 2008
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Noun: Someone that is very unlikable and that everyone hates because he gives too much homework, work, chores, etc. That person don't know you hate him/her.

Adj: Of or being an ipswich.
Noun: That ipswich gave us mad homework today.

Adj.: That guys being real ipswichy cuz he aint giving us drugs.
by hayeren1 January 10, 2008
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Ipswich Grammar School (IGS)

Ipswich Grammar School is an independent, non-denominational, day and boarding school for boys, located in Ipswich, a city situated on the Bremer River in South East Queensland, Australia. The school is sited on the eponymous Grammar School Hill, with its original buildings occupying the crown of the hill. Ipswich Grammar School teachers are usually young, attractive women as the munted headmaster likes to have multiple mistresses around at all times. There is also a boarding dog named Broxy at Ipswich Grammar School whom multiple boarders are rumored to have fucked.
Aw, look at that poor Ipswich Grammar School (IGS) boy.

My son goes to IGS.

We have a game against Ipswich this Saturday.

Yeah I go to IGS, I mean Ipswich Grammar School, yeah the shit hole.
by Sacoriah August 25, 2021
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Ipswich uppercut

A swift hardy foot or fist to the gonads. Resulting in pain and distress
Person 1: Higgsie is spending 2 weeks in ICU

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: He was on the recieving end of a mighty Ipswich uppercut
by Jebp Izar February 6, 2009
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