cock investor

A suffisticated woman who makes a substantial living by serial dating wealthy men.

A gold digger

"Hey bro, don't even think of hooking up with that whore. She's a total cock investor."

by Grisslebone February 18, 2009

strategic investor

A strategic investor is someone who has a strategic reason for investing in your enterprise; that is, they have an over-arching interest in your success. You can find strategic investors by looking through your supply chain and your value chain. Even your competitors can be a source of strategic start-up capital if they are looking to you as a new co-opetitor.

Say you are bootstrapping a new home builder. A trade creditor (supplier) might extend credit to you for building materials and supplies or a client might give you a sizable down payment on a home purchase; in essence, each of them become a strategic investor in your business. Or say you are starting an athletic wear clothing business, department stores might give you a cash advance in return for exclusivity or a sports drink company might sponsor your line of clothing in return for co-branding opportunities.

by ProfBruce April 20, 2011

Serious Investor

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Did you see all those "Serious Investors" at the Luna conference?

by JWOKIN June 3, 2022

Khan Investor

A stupid or bad investor

Hey man don't be a Khan Investor, make smart investment decisions.

by Raffster1977 January 8, 2023

Backseat investor

Someone who is a passive investor, who can keep their mouth shut

Here you go again can’t keep your mouth shut your backseat investor

by 3 Finger Willie August 31, 2023

Investurbate

When you can't determine whether something is hot or not, so you decide to put it to the masturbatory test.

I'm 50% certain this HomeGoods ad is heating me up, but I'm not sure. Time to investurbate.

Yahoo Answers couldn't tell me whether or not I'm sexually attracted to Ansel Adams' photographs, so I had to do some ground-level investurbation. I'm not. We're good.

by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

Sad App Inventor

In the MIT app inventor competition students used scratch coding with expensive code while loosing to a rando with

cheaper code. Causing these app inventors to be sad.

*Snapchat story* "Missing, drunk, awake at 4 A.M. (Sad App Inventor)."

by sadappinventor September 30, 2021