Anals of Internal Medicine

A prestigious peer-reviewed medical journal targeted to pretentious anal-retentive physicians; journal in direct competition with the Annals of Internal Medicine

His shit is too good for us; he subscribes to the Anals of Internal Medicine

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

Internal briefcase

The type of turd which is so vast and substantial that relieving yourself of it is comparable to putting down a heavy briefcase you have been carrying all day.

Person 1: 'Hey are you ok? Whilst you were upstairs I heard a colossal thump.'

Person 2: 'Don't worry, I just dropped my internal briefcase.'

by freshpot September 9, 2011

Going Internal

Going Internal is a term used primarily by the United States Marine Corps to define what happens to an individual when they are completely overwhelmed by the negative external and internal factors affecting them. They are unable to think about anything except for how terrible their situation is. Individuals suffering from this psychological phenomenon usually go quiet for long periods of time and stare vacantly at whatever is in front of them. It is hard to engage in conversation with someone who has gone internal, and when it is possible to get them to talk they usually only talk about how bad they believe their situation to be.

Marine 1: "Whats wrong with Lance Corporal Pyle? He hasn't said a word in over an hour, and he's just staring at the ground."
Marine 2: "He's going internal. He just found out he has 24 hour duty this weekend."

by scooterthepooter June 16, 2022

internal friction

It's basically like sexual frustration or external friction, except it's in your head. (:

'Man, after last night with Louis, I got some internal friction."

by larrystylin28 December 21, 2017

internal fart

A fart that is denied acces into the world so in retaliation it runs back into your colon screaming,"I hate you!"
We know this diolouge as the sound of an internal fart.

As a fart tried to slip past my anus I refused to let it fly. It then turned into an internal fart.

by Fart Connoisseur November 19, 2013

internal screaming

When someone seems to be content and has a normal expression, but in reality they are silently screaming for reasons like boredom, anger, fear, etc.

1. Doing internal screaming can happen when you see something extremely cringeworthy
2. The lesson was so fucking boring that i had to internally scream

by BurritoAmigoTacoTortilla May 4, 2016

internalized oppression

The new triggered meme

Zarna Joshi is the founder of the internalized oppression meme, thought h3h3 productions got the meme started

by brendons_forehead November 5, 2016